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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

Comments

[feathery]

you forgot question 3
who the hell decided holding hands had to result in emotional swappage

[robitussin]

normally i'd ask if you were kidding

but nope that seems like a logical procession of bullshit

[feathery]

yeah it cant just be normal hand holding
thatd be ridiculous
totally fucking absurd
like there isnt reason enough to be suspicious of total strangers getting handsy without that on the side

[robitussin]

have you discovered any effective escape maneuvers

[feathery]

uh
well i punched one of them
not on purpose for the record it was reflex
dude snuck up on me

[robitussin]

how'd that go over

[feathery]

i think i hurt his feelings
and the feelings of everyone who witnessed it by proxy
on the upside no one else has tried to hold my hand though i still got some tentative hug offers
and i dont think anything is gonna permanently stop people from touching the feathers