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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

Comments

[robitussin]

do you think if we ever started bullshitting less they would like cut off our coverage

space ceo's like "you're not making people laugh anymore"

[winn]

hey, worth a shot! got anything you wanna get off your chest?

[robitussin]

first i want you to guess like a percentage of how likely it is that i'll answer that question honestly, given the fact that i am allergic to feelings

[winn]

let's see, divide by a hundred, carry the never-gonna-happen... about...0.1%?

[robitussin]

your calculations would be correct

but if the reverse is true, shoot

[winn]

I don't shoot, I'm schott

[robitussin]

you don't know how tempting it was to just not respond and pretend that pun never happened

[winn]

ehh, wrong, we were looking for a switch to a deadpan look on video. we would also have accepted a photo attachment of one. better luck next time, and thanks for playing!

[robitussin]

[she sends an attachment, but it's just a closeup of her middle finger extended. sorry winn.]

[winn]

[ wow so harsh. he sends her attachment back to her - after drawing a sad face and a bruise on her finger, and captioning it sore loser.

can't you tell he's almost 30 years old. ]

[robitussin]

implying i am a loser in any way shape or form

[winn]

where there's a WINNer, there must also be a loser.

[robitussin]

if i'm being nice enough not to make fun of your name it should automatically bar you from making "winn" puns

this is a two way street

[winn]

let me translate - you got nothing.

[robitussin]

that is incorrect translation do not misquote me sir