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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

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[winn]

it's the price of popularity! pays to be a nerd sometimes.

[ like he's not getting grabbed left and right, ha. ]

no side-effects? did you get checked out?

[robitussin]

lucky

i'm lab support i checked myself out and i'm 100%

[winn]

you can always join the dark side, we get cookies baked by ponies.

help me out here, ivy league, wasn't there a proverb about professionals not operating on themselves?

[robitussin]

there are so many problems with that but i'm gonna start with the fact that ponies don't have opposable thumbs

i'm not a professional + i hate doctors so that's not happening

[winn]

so unimaginative.

all the more reason to let someone who knows what they're doing have a look. you'll get ice cream~

[robitussin]

i am, you are 100% correct, please explain

did you miss the part about me hating doctors

[winn]

that's where the bribery comes in.

I'll ask to video the pony baking process for you if you cooperate.

[robitussin]

whyyyy

[winn]

because your irresistible warmth makes people care. deal with it.

[robitussin]

who do you even want me to go to

[winn]

there's beverly, she's really cool. or hermione! she uses magic, it's not like going to a doctor at all.

[robitussin]

i don't even know either of those people

[winn]

I can call either or both right now and fix that for you. what do you say?

[robitussin]

i can call them

[winn]

please do.

[robitussin]

cool all good then

anyways did anything big happen this week other than the whole planet thing

[winn]

planet's been the headliner far as I know

[robitussin]

guess it's time to cut off my hands

[winn]

that'll just land you in more uncomfortable hugs.

[robitussin]

source?

[winn]

common sense+trying to walk around with hands in pockets. you have nothing to defend yourself with.

[robitussin]

incorrect

i have the sheer force of my rage

[winn]

and it's obviously very effective, if you're considering amputation. pretty extreme move for someone who hates doctors.

[robitussin]

why would i go to a doctor to chop off my hands

they would just say no

[winn]

well it's not like they know what they're talking about or anything!