Captain's Log 04 - It's a Rock Party

[universal_charm]

Who: Jim Kirk + You
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes - either on the Tourist or the Planet (this post will be functioning as a semi-overflow)
When: Nowish

[ Hello, fellow Drifters. Today you shall find one Captain Kirk, currently of the Tourist, smiling into the camera - perhaps a bit to delighted for everyone's comfort, so if you know what's good for you turn off the broadcast now. Or stick around. It's really 50/50 with him some days. He clears his throat, for a moment attempting to look serious outside his obvious delight. ]

So, first things first, some house keeping -

For those who don't know, I'm James Tiberius Kirk, Captain of the Tourist, newly minted a few weeks ago. Please just call me Jim or Kirk, though. Any problems with the Tourist or her crew can be directed to me, or if I am not available you can relay a message to my first mate - Fenris.

[ Let that sink in everyone and then think real hard about if you want to go that route ever. ]

Now, with that out of the way...

[ His face resumes its delight. ]

Since we're all sharing what little treasures we've been getting from the planet we're all on, I thought I would join in the fun.

[ He messes with something off camera, and everyone will be treated to the dulcet tones if the The Beastie Boys. Kirk is bobbing his head and every now and then either strumming an air guitar or beating on air drums.

The song ends and his grin is so very pleased with itself. ]

Words to live by, my fellow Drifters. Words to live by.

_{[ ooc: Inside this post will be a section for continuations of planet mingle threads if we have not already started one somewhere else! Feel free to add one here if I miss yours or if you would like to start one since I'll also be putting up the original starters from the mingle. ]}

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

If the rest of the crew wish to coo and dote on them, they are welcome to.

[universal_charm]

So long as they get returned to you, am I right?

[wolfuncaged]

I do not care much, either way. They do not belong to me.

[Technically they do, Fenris. ]

[universal_charm]

You can try and deny it, but you'd go looking for them if they didn't come back.

[wolfuncaged]

[He folds his arms and gives a soft 'tch' sound, which means that he absolutely would end up doing that.]

I will leave you to your... music, then.

[Sure is a judgey tone there, Fen.]

[universal_charm]

You could always sit and join me for a drink and appreciate it with me. Or is it the slugs' bath time?

_{[ Teasing forever, Fenris, sorry. He has such a shit-eating grin right now. ]}

[wolfuncaged]

I do not bathe them.

And I don't think it's actually possible to appreciate this.

[Kirk the beastie boys are terrible and so are you. He'ls just going to go off and do...whatever it is he does alone. Probably bathe the slugs. ]

[universal_charm]

Give it time! You'll come to enjoy the classics!

<sub>[ Called after him as he watches him go, smirking to himself.

Those slugs had definitely been a good idea. ]</sub>

[wolfuncaged]

[NO, KIRK, IT'S GARBAGE AND YOU'RE GARBAGE.

...Except not really he likes you a lot.

And the slugs :| ]