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[parricida]

[Hey, it's Garak! Looking, admittedly, not quite his best-- his hair is tremendously mussed, sticking up a little and far too long, and is that blood smeared on his neck? No. That can't be-- that's probably not blood. Probably not.

Anyway. It's Garak, sitting in his ship, smiling at the camera.]

Now. Despite our recent opportunities on these three moons, some rather lovely ladies have reminded me that one can't always have the clothes one wants. And with some new fabric in my possession, I thought I too might offer my services to the fleet.

I'm a tailor by trade-- a very good tailor, in fact. If you, like myself, are getting rather tired of Floot Loops clothes, send me a message, and I may be able to help you.

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[serpentis]

[Hello, friend.]

A proper tradesman, and here I am only playing at a trade. I don't suppose we might be able to come to a sort of agreement?

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[parricida]

[God bless other people who appreciate appearance.]

That depends entirely on what you have in mind-- I don't mind an outfit for a bit of a haircut, but I assume you might want more than one?

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[serpentis]

Why don't we make an agreement- several outfits, as you can make them, now and in the future, in exchange for my attentions whenever you require them?

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[catamite]

[he is on this broadcast so fast. dear gods he needs a wardrobe.]

--You make clothes?

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[parricida]

I do indeed. Interested?

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[catamite]

Yes!

I keep washing mine from home, but they're still so gross now.

What kind of things do you make?

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[ladiesss]

[heeeey there's a teenage girl popping up on screen because wow.]

I need this in my life.

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[parricida]

What a remarkable coincidence that I happen to be here, then.

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[ladiesss]

Yeah, this is fantastic... Though I don't have a whole lot of money left to buy things.

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[theboogieman]

[meanwhile, being the compulsive helper that he is--]

something on your neck.

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[parricida]

So there is. Are you on board, my dear?

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[aberrant_type]

[She sounds cheerful as ever. But she's not going to be voice for long; she's going to come and find him.]

How very enterprising of you!

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[parricida]

Oh, I assure you, dear Captain, it's motivated entirely selfishly. I merely need something to fill up the hours.

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[onlyanapple]

[Crowley is trying the voice thing, maybe that won't cause the pheromone madness that he's been exuding. It might not right? ]

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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[parricida]

I may lose room on my business card soon, if I'm to add all these flattering titles.

[Unfortunately-- or not, as the case may be-- Garak is hardly helping. He's always in flirtatious mode, and his voice sounds positively coy.]

video -- meaning WHY HAVENT I TAGGED HIM WITH COIL YET

[mortalcoil]

[there's Coil, looking unimpressed.

and there's Coil, gesturing at his own neck, like he's wiping something away.

you'd got a little something on you there, buddy.]

[parricida]

[He smiles back at him. It's rather a sharp smile.]

Oh, my dear, thank you, but it's all but dried on by now.

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[treasureling]

I don't mind the clothes on the ship, actually.

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[parricida]

[Don't be rude oh my god.]

Well, there's no need to buy anything if you really don't want.

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[proteusmoon]

[ See, this is a perfect example as to why she doesn't use the network.

No, actually, the reason she doesn't use the network a lot is because it's still surreal and unusual to her to do so. Logging on to find bloodied people, offering to make clothes for people sort of helps associate the network with anxiety and discomfort. ]

Er... are you all right?

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[parricida]

Perfectly, my dear. May I help you?

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[merchantprince]

[His tone is warm, interested.] Ah, Garak. I'd still like to get my coat looked at. Maybe even get a fitting done if you're not drowning in commissions.

Don't worry about the cheap-asses telling you to keep your stuff. I always tip well.

[A pause, and then he adds:]

You look like you had fun last night.

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[parricida]

If you'd like to come over, I can fix it now, in fact-- you've waited long enough, heaven only knows.

And oh, I did. I rather find myself enjoying these moons.

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[blindoptimism]

I ah... am glad that you found supplies.

[BUT BRO, that's totally blood and she's a bit worried. she can't help but fret a bit over her crew mates]

But, are you alright?

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[parricida]

Perfectly. Would you care to commission me, my dear?