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Who: opal
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[hello, drift fleet. this message begins with an image, zoomed in on one of the adorable fluff slugs that can be found on the planet. after it's shown for a moment, the feed switches over to text.]

i can't believe a slug is this cute. i can't believe i bought a pet slug. disgusting

anyways opinions:

he looks like a salty to me but also naming a slug seems weird. it's a slug. maybe i'll just call it "slug"

y/n

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Oh come on. How many alien ex-Jedi friends do you have?

zero

(ohhhhh burn)

seriously though i haven't counted who do you think i am

Wow.

I see how it is.

See if I invite YOU to the next apple pie day.

totally not a thing and if it were i would resent your apple pie temptations

Definitely a thing.

What, you think there aren't enough resources on this planet to make pie?

i am independent and strong and can make my own pie

Have fun!

how do aliens even know how to make apple pie anyways

Oh. I don't.

I wanted to make some to cheer a friend up, because I knew he liked it, so Padmé taught me how.

oh

so you were offering me amateur pie i see how it is

What!

I could get better. That's what practice is for.

so i'm your pie guinea pig

i see how it is

So you don't want to eat pie, then?

not if it's experiment pie

If you don't eat the experiments, you don't get the perfect ones either. Everyone knows that's how it works.

how willing are you to say that whatever you're going to feed me is perfect

ps your friend is hilarious

Not very. I don't like to lie.

I'm glad he's making friends. Though I think he's actually being entirely serious.

surprisingly earnest

oh i'm sure he is that's what makes it hilarious

Go easy on him.

i make 0 promises

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