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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: y
Action: she's on the pathstone if anyone wants to chat in person
When:

[hello, drift fleet. this message begins with an image, zoomed in on one of the adorable fluff slugs that can be found on the planet. after it's shown for a moment, the feed switches over to text.]

i can't believe a slug is this cute. i can't believe i bought a pet slug. disgusting

anyways opinions:

he looks like a salty to me but also naming a slug seems weird. it's a slug. maybe i'll just call it "slug"

y/n

Comments

[intelligently]

why did you get a slug?

text

[resnipstance]

I dunno, but you should keep it away from Anakin! He might eat it.

[levelone]

Is there something wrong with a slug?

[geonomy]

maybe slugger

slugan

jitterslug

[angelherding]

name it shitlord

TEXT

[sandhate]

[ damn it, ahsoka. ]

Hi, I'm Anakin. I ate bugs before and if there is a food shortage and bugs around, I would probably eat bugs again. And there's really nothing wrong with it.

But I promise I won't eat your slug.