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Who: opal
Broadcast: y
Action: she's on the pathstone if anyone wants to chat in person
When:

[hello, drift fleet. this message begins with an image, zoomed in on one of the adorable fluff slugs that can be found on the planet. after it's shown for a moment, the feed switches over to text.]

i can't believe a slug is this cute. i can't believe i bought a pet slug. disgusting

anyways opinions:

he looks like a salty to me but also naming a slug seems weird. it's a slug. maybe i'll just call it "slug"

y/n

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ahsoka

why did you say not really and then immediately tell me

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Hey, what else are friends for, right?

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ew the f word

also the answer is THE OPPOSITE OF THAT

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So you're saying I should tell you that Anakin actually ate MULTIPLE bugs, then?

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i don't want to hear about the bugs! oh my god

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I'm just saying! You should be careful. In case there's a food shortage.

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i'm going to hang up

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This is a text conversation.

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dot dot dot

DOT DOT DOT

SILENCE, AHSOKA

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Just admit you like me and I'm awesome.

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why

i am honestly curious to hear your answer

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Oh come on. How many alien ex-Jedi friends do you have?

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zero

(ohhhhh burn)

seriously though i haven't counted who do you think i am

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Wow.

I see how it is.

See if I invite YOU to the next apple pie day.

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totally not a thing and if it were i would resent your apple pie temptations

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Definitely a thing.

What, you think there aren't enough resources on this planet to make pie?

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i am independent and strong and can make my own pie

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Have fun!

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how do aliens even know how to make apple pie anyways

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Oh. I don't.

I wanted to make some to cheer a friend up, because I knew he liked it, so Padmé taught me how.

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oh

so you were offering me amateur pie i see how it is

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What!

I could get better. That's what practice is for.

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so i'm your pie guinea pig

i see how it is

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So you don't want to eat pie, then?

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not if it's experiment pie