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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: y
Action: she's on the pathstone if anyone wants to chat in person
When:

[hello, drift fleet. this message begins with an image, zoomed in on one of the adorable fluff slugs that can be found on the planet. after it's shown for a moment, the feed switches over to text.]

i can't believe a slug is this cute. i can't believe i bought a pet slug. disgusting

anyways opinions:

he looks like a salty to me but also naming a slug seems weird. it's a slug. maybe i'll just call it "slug"

y/n

Comments

[intelligently]

why did you get a slug?

[robitussin]

it was either that or a dinosaur and i really doubt that would end well on a spaceship

not exactly rolling in pet options here

[intelligently]

everyone else seems to have found dogs fine.

[robitussin]

name one person who found a dog on this planet

[intelligently]

riona cousland.

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[resnipstance]

I dunno, but you should keep it away from Anakin! He might eat it.

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[robitussin]

um

do i want to know the story behind this

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[resnipstance]

Not really.

Anakin ate a bug on a mission once when there were no rations. I like to tease him about it every so often, since there's not much else I can tease him for.

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[robitussin]

ahsoka

why did you say not really and then immediately tell me

[resnipstance]

Hey, what else are friends for, right?

[levelone]

Is there something wrong with a slug?

[robitussin]

what

[levelone]

What?

[robitussin]

that was an oddly earnest thing for you to say

[geonomy]

maybe slugger

slugan

jitterslug

[robitussin]

AUGH

im never forgiving you for jitterslug

[geonomy]

obviously that means it should be its name

right??

[robitussin]

that is the opposite of what this means

[angelherding]

name it shitlord

[robitussin]

sold

[angelherding]

you're welcome

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[sandhate]

[ damn it, ahsoka. ]

Hi, I'm Anakin. I ate bugs before and if there is a food shortage and bugs around, I would probably eat bugs again. And there's really nothing wrong with it.

But I promise I won't eat your slug.

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[robitussin]

consider me UNCONVINCED

i'm watching you buddy

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[sandhate]

I really can't eat something you've already named.

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[robitussin]

your bug murdering ways are still highly suspicious