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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: y
Action: she's on the pathstone if anyone wants to chat in person
When:

[hello, drift fleet. this message begins with an image, zoomed in on one of the adorable fluff slugs that can be found on the planet. after it's shown for a moment, the feed switches over to text.]

i can't believe a slug is this cute. i can't believe i bought a pet slug. disgusting

anyways opinions:

he looks like a salty to me but also naming a slug seems weird. it's a slug. maybe i'll just call it "slug"

y/n

Comments

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[robitussin]

consider me UNCONVINCED

i'm watching you buddy

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[sandhate]

I really can't eat something you've already named.

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[robitussin]

your bug murdering ways are still highly suspicious

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[sandhate]

I don't know what I can do to convince you I won't eat Shitlord.

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[robitussin]

swear off your habitual bug eating

[anakin why are you honestly putting up with this]

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[sandhate]

Oh right. Once or twice is suddenly habitual.
You know what? No. I don't think I will.

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[robitussin]

i see that my suspicions were correct

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[sandhate]

You're a regular detective, kid.

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[robitussin]

yeah what can i say i'm the next sherlock

for real though having nothing to eat except bugs must have sucked

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[sandhate]

Sherlock?
Could've been worse. At least there were bugs.

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[robitussin]

main character from the most famous series of detective novels ever

fair enough i guess