Stirring the Sauce, Pounding out the Dough!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Who: Kitty Pryde, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide invites!
Action: Planetside
When: In between Winn waking up and the Marsiva taking off




[Video]

Early this morning, a video might interrupt whatever you're doing. On one side of the screen, there's a beautiful lady with light brown hair. On the other, the pinkest pony ever to have walked the multi-verse.

Hey hey HEY, everybody! It's the start of a new month, and we've had a GREAT time on this planet so far, especially with all this yummy real food! Sooo Kitty and I have been planning a pizza party!

Um, right. So, you should come. I guess. [She doesn't know how to do group invites with ponies. What is life?]

We'll be in this HUGE clearing at THESE coordinates, so bring some smiles, your stomach, and maybe a side dish or snacks if you want too! We'll see you there! And Wrath: we've got chimmy cherry chongas~!

We had to use a few substitutes, but it's still pizza, so you know today's priority. Also a good time to check it out if you've never heard of it.

[And with that, the feed ends and coordinates to the clearing show up on the communicators.]


[Action]

[Local vendors have been generous enough to loan the use of their ovens and some long wooden tables for the clearing. Sure enough, there's dozens of pies, plain or topped with meat or vegetables or both. There's also jugs and jugs of fruit juices and lemonade and punch, and an equally bountiful dessert table including apple tarts, cakes, donuts, and yes, chimmy cherry chongas. And the best part is there's not a single gel-based ingredient in sight. Feel free to add something to the bounty or just come in, grab a slice, and enjoy!]

Comments

[pneumo]

....How old are you? [ Besides old enough to be beardly. ]

[beardstrokes]

Thirty-eight.

[pneumo]

--But you look so young!

[beardstrokes]

Jedi age a lot slower than most. Being touched by the Force helps us live longer. My master was eighty when I was his Padawan and he didn't look all that different from me right now.

[pneumo]

Wait, so...you're long live super-long?? Longer than a human? [ AND THEY CAN BE FRIENDS THAT WHOLE TIME? ]

[beardstrokes]

Not necessarily.

[ Obi-Wan is quite sure he doesn't make it further than sixty or seventy. ]

Jedi die just as easily as anyone else.

[pneumo]

[ No shush ): ]

Well like aside from that....

[beardstrokes]

[ Kind of set in stone, dude. ]

My first master is over eight hundred years old.

[pneumo]

Eight hundred?! [ OLD. So old. ]

[beardstrokes]

He has been around for a very long time. That's partially why he's the Grand Master of our Order.

[pneumo]

So that's like.....a super-Jedi?

[beardstrokes]

Yes, I suppose you could call him that.

[pneumo]

Whoaaa....

[beardstrokes]

Is it all that surprising?

[pneumo]

Well--yeah! A vampire would've turned to stone by then for sure...!

[beardstrokes]

Stone? Is that what happens?

[pneumo]

Yeah... When you get old enough you just sorta...stop.

[beardstrokes]

I suppose everything has its limits. Even immortality.

[pneumo]

Well...being a vampire isn't really like being immortal. You just live a little longer is all. Nothing lives forever, right?

[beardstrokes]

No. Nothing is forever except for the Force.

[pneumo]

And that's the magic stuff you use, right?

[beardstrokes]

It's not magic but . . . yes.

[pneumo]

I wish everyone could use it... Then they could all live a long time too!

[beardstrokes]

I'm not sure everyone would enjoy that.

[ Obi-Wan isn't even sure he would. ]

[pneumo]

But then we could all hang out together...