Hank "why this" McCoy (
beathach) wrote in
driftfleet2016-08-09 06:24 pm
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⚛ 02: why this edition; video
Who: Hank and you!
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]

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You—. . . I-I don't think I really need to - know that?
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You'll get uncomfortable if you don't? You don't have to, but...I could always do it for you.
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I - maybe? If . . . er, if things get . . . uncomfortable.
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[ Reaching out, Raven squeezes his hand. ]
I just want to help.
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I know you do.
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[ Raven shifts, moving to push at Hank's hair again gently, tilting her head. ]
I wonder how they do it. Make someone look just the same, just... Swapped.
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[he tilts into her hand again, sighing out]
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[ Her fingers brush over Hank's skin and she smiles. ]
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[ Raven shakes her head, leaning on Hank gently. ]
I didn't know what I wanted to look like as a teenager.
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[he hums a little thoughtfully] What did you look like?
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Thank you. [ It's easy, then, to lean closer, wrapping herself around Hank. ] I think the same thing about you.
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I know you do.
. . . thanks.
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[ Shifting a little, she cuddles closer, leaning against Hank and softening. ]
Do you think it'll last as long as Cisco's?
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[ She moves, making herself comfortable, all over Hank as usual. ]
Don't lock yourself in the lab all the time, though. We spent so long decorating our room.
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Can I lock myself in our room instead?
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I'm not going to complain.
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Why are you grinning?
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