Autumn - 1st | broadcast + action

[hamburgerphone]

Who: Juno and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide video
Action: Cirrusa City (if you want), SS Huntress
When: Now!

[ Broadcast (Cirrusa City) ]

[The camera zeroes in something tentacle-y. And fried.]

So I'm obviously in the best place, where they fry everything. Like I think I dropped my watch and they fried that, too.

[The camera turns back to a teenage girl. She's wearing a number of odd-looking accessories, including some shiny clip-on earrings, a hat that stands straight up, some sunglasses. She looks like the most embarrassing tourist in the world.]

I'm in freaking space. This is amazing. I'm like a regular space cadet.

[She's taking this rather well.] Oh, hey. If Leah or Paulie's there, you should totally send me a message, dude.

[She pokes at the fried tentacle thing she ordered. Why did she order this.]

And what the heck's up with me being a security officer? Like what goober looked at all five-one-and-a-half feet o' this and was like 'Hell yeah, this girl is totally competent enough to take down like... monsters and shit!'?


[ Action (SS Huntress) ]

[At the end of the day, Juno walks in, lugging a small sack full of a lot of heavy... junk. Weird statues with googly eyes, a lamp with pink tassels, and tons of junk food. Yeah, she's spending all her money like whoa. The bag rips, and all her things come tumbling out.]

Aw, freakin' poop.

Comments

[ action ]

[beardstrokes]

[ Obi-Wan doesn't waste any time. He immediately goes and helps her with her things.

. . . Her very strange things. He turns them over his hand before handing it back wordlessly. ]

[ action ]

[hamburgerphone]

[She smiles, taking an item from him.] Hey, gracias, dude. I don't think we've met. I'm Juno, your humble and tiny security officer.

Re: [ action ]

[beardstrokes]

[ He graces her with a congenial smile. ]

I'm known as Obi-Wan. I'm the pilot for the Huntress.

[hamburgerphone]

Nice to meet you, man. Pilot, huh? That sounds cool. So, like, is the ship on automatic right now or are we careening into space like - [She makes a whistling noise that gets lower and then makes an explosion noise.]

[beardstrokes]

I promise not to crash the ship while I'm away. It does have an automatic setting in place but I'd advise not touching the controls on the cockpit.

[hamburgerphone]

Got it. No touchy.

Hey, though, is there an Obi-Two? [Obi-"One", get it???]

[beardstrokes]

One seems to be enough for the galaxy.

[ Let's not subject it to more. ]

[hamburgerphone]

[She laughs out loud, looking at him like he's the best.] Dude, you're cool. I like you. Let me know if you want any of my totally awesome stuff, because you can totally have something.

[You know you want like... a troll doll or a googly-eyed statue.]

[beardstrokes]

I wouldn't want to deprive you. Besides, Jedi aren't meant to accumulate stuff.

[ Says Obi-Wan Kenobi and his small cache of stuff back in his room because people keep giving him things and he can't say no. ]

[hamburgerphone]

Everyone keeps saying that, man. The first part, not the Jedi part. Why can't Jedi collect stuff?

[beardstrokes]

We're meant to be free of possessions and attachments. They tend to go hand in hand.