Chapter Nine [Video]

[thebestseller]

Who: Richard Castle and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: August 21st

Windrose crew, please don't worry too much, but I have been tossed in the pokey, so I won't be coming home tonight. Jeez, it's like the other factions don't have any sense of humor at all...

[Castle shifts uncomfortably.]

Really, no appreciation for fine artwork, these people. And they take this team business way, way, way too seriously.

Vision, please take care of the bots, and remember me fondly if I rot away in prison.

Comments

[video]

[ecclesiophobic]

Feeling nostalgic, or your age?

Well, I was going to offer a discrete jail break, but if Wrath's coming I'll be scrounging up popcorn.

[video]

[thebestseller]

Little of column A, little of column B. Plus, it's surprisingly easy to get swept up in this teammates crap if you're among your chosen faction- peer pressure and all.

Yeah, come along with a camera.

[video]

[ecclesiophobic]

Ja, we saw a bit of that in Apocalypse's faction. The hell are these factions even for, do you know? I've.. not been paying attention. [He's been sneaking off.]

Oh, making demands now? Camera, popcorn.. you want me to dress up like an American cheerleader too, and cheer the rescue team on? I think we'd run into problems with the skirt.

[video]

[thebestseller]

You know, that's a good question. I've been getting the impression that it's one of those feuds where people don't even remember how it started, they keep it up because that's just what they've always done.

Oh, I'd pay to see the skirt. I wouldn't want you all to go too over the top for little ol' me, though.

[video]

[ecclesiophobic]

I'd be willing to wager money it started with religion. [He thinks every senseless fight started that way.

Kurt snorts rudely, shaking his head.] No need to loose sleep for worrying, I have no intention. Wouldn't want any of our female shipmates to murder me in envy.

[video]

[thebestseller]

You know, that's a good point, and it wouldn't surprise me at all. "You're doing it wrong." "no U." "Well then, we're gonna split off and form our OWN faction. With the best kind of worship. Also blackjack."

Awww, shucks.