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Who: Finn and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide anonymous text
Action: n/a
When: Now!

has your communicator ever sent a text message and you dont remember it that happened to me it sounded like something i would say but not quite it was a little bit off

on a related note whats a nazi

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youre assuming i can write a poem about a haunted communicator but sure why not ill let you know whats your name

omg
fuck yes
im davesprite
resident bird of the wonderbird ship

nice to meet you davesprite ill send you a message if i come up with a good poem and some candles

the candles at least are optional
you could always trade them for glow sticks

nah candles arent hard to find at the purple team stores theyre all about rituals and stuff

huh
is that the faction you joined up with

naw its savvy for me but i dont mind paying the extra credit or two

legit
i was gonna say you seemed more like a moxie or savvy kind of dude

[On the one hand, he wonders how Davesprite can tell. On the other hand, he had needed to ask about an exorcism.]

probably could have gone moxie but savvy just speaks to me more you know how it is

[That and the lack of punctuation, tbh.]

yeah savvys chiller than moxie
if i were gonna do the team thing id throw in with them maybe
though greens not really my color

[True. Those Spirit guys probably text all proper-like.]

well let me know if you need anything at discount prices i can hook you up

for real?
hell yeah thanks dude
i got a friend in moxie who would be down to trade shit too if you want

[Casually volunteering his first mate, nbd.]

[He probably won't need it, considering Poe's in Moxie, but you can never tell.]

sounds good just let me know if you need anything man

ok
then i gotta ask
truthfully
honestly
sincerely
how good is the food
is it as good as people are saying
this is important to me i need to be able to make informed purchases

look im not the worlds best judge i think the protein gels we have on the ships are awesome because theres more than one flavor you could say i was deprived most of my life

with that in mind the food at savvy almost made me die is was so good

hey man ill take that its legit a review as they fucking come
so if i send some credits your way would you grab some food for me
just that and a first aid kit
im not picky you can go with whatevers your favorite im down for that
wait have they got apple juice??
or something close to apple juice
its been a while since ive had some good aj

[Hmm, Pinkie would know about the apple juice - she's at least mentioned apples before.]

you know what im not sure but i can look are you thinking like a juice box or one of those family size buy in bulk bottles a first aid kit i can definitely do they have lots of survival gear here

omfg
if you find aj in bulk dude ill
well i dont know what id do
besides try not to drink the whole case in a single day and probably waste like an hour talking to each bottle out of sheer ardent wonder
id give you free access to my bank account
it would be like my birthday and christmas came early and also on the same day

[Someone really likes his apple juice.]

[Well, that's got Finn laughing on the other side of the text anyway.]

how could a guy say no to that well ill keep my eyes open then and if i find any its yours

hell
fucking
YES
thanks dude youre radder than a kick flip through a ring of maximum point doritos and that shit is already radical to the radioactive degree

im going to assume thats a good thing

more like the best thing
have you ever had doritos
we gotta get you some doritos

never heard of em theres a lot of foods from earth i havent tried

do they have corn where youre from
or some kind of equitable vegetable that when transformed looks nothing like that vegetable
cause a dorito is like a fancy corn chip
the junk food of corn chips in triangular form and extra orange and you dont need salsa
theyre like nachos without the cheese only thats actually a tragic statement so nm that
here

[And he just sends over a picture of a Dorito, which for some reason is glowing like it's radioactive.]

oh wait yeah i know nachos i had some at a party we just used flat strips of wheat flavored protein and made it crunchy im guessing doritos are the real thing we were trying to imitate huh sounds pretty good