[video] i ain't a shounen but sometimes i monologue about teamwork

[throwsdown]

Who: Takeshi!
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: Golden, if wanted
When: Sometime recently!

[Takeshi has taken it upon himself to scrutinize this whole 'faction' thing very intensely!!

But, uh.

He's still unsure on why it's gotta even be this way.]

... I still don't get it!!

Why'd they got three teams? How do you pick which one? How come it's split up for everyone? I don't know where I should go... and I wanna be everyone's friends. Can't I just be Team Fleet? I wanna be Team Fleet... Or Team Moons! Because we shouldn't even split up, 'cus we're all on a team together already, aren't we? This is kinda weird... And I don't know which one I should be...

[A moment of thought. And then - HUFF.]

Even when I was fighting aliens and I was on a team, we still all worked with the other teams... We had to survive together!

[Survive is a big buzzword for him, m'kay.]

The moon people fight each other all the time! I'd get tired of arguing so much, I think my head would fall right off...! Why doesn't everyone just join together and make a super team that's got lots of strengths? How come they're gonna make life harder for themselves and start causing trouble with each other?

If we all put brains n' braveness n' surviving all together, we get something good! 

Don't we?

Comments

[text]

[aigue]

[WHAT IS THIS... so precious.]

What, did a monster really try to chew on your head?
That's very rude of them
If it happens again in the future you know what you're supposed to do, right?
Smack them on the nose
If they don't have a nose then bop them on the head

[text]

[throwsdown]

[He frowns, unsure how to reply.]

just bopping them on the head???

i didn't think about doing that

i just threw her really really hard but i felt really bad and i prayyed for her

i don't think smakking the nose always works

[text]

[aigue]

Throwing isn't a bad idea
I have a friend who could wrestle them into submission
He had quite a few special throws

I've found the nose work well, when they have one
They tend to be very sensitive

[text]

[throwsdown]

i understand!!!

what kinda throws??

i like throws!!!!!

[text]

[aigue]

I liked watching him do the over the shoulder arm drag
And suplexes

What's your favourite?

[text]

[throwsdown]

its hard to esplane but

i like to throw them over my shoulder! you use a lot of your back. it's a special throw my dad does


my dad is really strong

[text]

[aigue]

Oh? Is he a wrestler?

[text]

[throwsdown]

he fights in the games, like me

in the missions

[text]

[aigue]

What game is that?

[text]

[throwsdown]

the game the man in the ball made us pley

aliens tried to kill us and we had to kill them first or you stay real dead

for real dead

[text]

[aigue]

Oh my
Why did he make you play that?

[text]

[throwsdown]

i don't know
i guess becus we died but he brout us back

maybe he thinks we're his action figures nowe

[text]

[aigue]

That could be it
People aren't action figures, of course