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[facehands]

Who: Six
Broadcast: Text
Action: Caprine
When: Today!

This is the worst broadcast ever. You're all fired.
0 out of 6.
No one wants to watch a show with moisture and colours. Some of us can't even see colours!
So inconsiderate.

Also where is my planet. I was promised a planet.
You're all fired. Again.

[ GOOD MORNING FLEETERS. You're all fired apparently. ]

[ Those on the Caprine however are...well, you're also fired too. But You also have the esteemed privilege of hearing that telltale jingle which announces a new arrival! Over. And over. And over, because this tool keeps mimicking it perfectly as he starts strolling through the ship like he owns it, going this way and that...walking into peoples' rooms like they're his...you know. Like one does.

He's not sorry. ]

Comments

[arcanepower]

[He sputters (and has to wipe off his communicator) because WHAT'S A BOOK??? WHAT???]

Are you serious? You don't know what a book is?

How are you even able to read and write?

[facehands]

[ SOME PEOPLE DON'T USE SUCH PRIMITIVE MEANS OF EDUCATION ]

Don't be specist.
I can read and write perfect.
In fact I am the best at those.
Also I use a database like a normal Six6.

[arcanepower]

[He's never heard that one before.]

A book is a collection of words written on paper and bound together. Before there were communicators, there were rooms full of them. You never know what you'll find when you open a book.

[facehands]

That sounds dirty and boring
Use a database.

[arcanepower]

BOOKS ARE NOT DIRTY AND BORING

PEOPLE are. Especially ignorant ones like you.

[facehands]

I am not a person at all though
I am a Six6.
That is vastly superior to a person.

[arcanepower]

So you are a thing.

I hope you enjoy being treated like one.

[facehands]

Not thing! Six6.
Things are also inferior to us.
We are the best.