Six (
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driftfleet2016-08-30 07:38 am
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Who: Six
Broadcast: Text
Action: Caprine
When: Today!
This is the worst broadcast ever. You're all fired.
0 out of 6.
No one wants to watch a show with moisture and colours. Some of us can't even see colours!
So inconsiderate.
Also where is my planet. I was promised a planet.
You're all fired. Again.
[ GOOD MORNING FLEETERS. You're all fired apparently. ]
[ Those on the Caprine however are...well, you're also fired too. But You also have the esteemed privilege of hearing that telltale jingle which announces a new arrival! Over. And over. And over, because this tool keeps mimicking it perfectly as he starts strolling through the ship like he owns it, going this way and that...walking into peoples' rooms like they're his...you know. Like one does.
He's not sorry. ]
Broadcast: Text
Action: Caprine
When: Today!
This is the worst broadcast ever. You're all fired.
0 out of 6.
No one wants to watch a show with moisture and colours. Some of us can't even see colours!
So inconsiderate.
Also where is my planet. I was promised a planet.
You're all fired. Again.
[ GOOD MORNING FLEETERS. You're all fired apparently. ]
[ Those on the Caprine however are...well, you're also fired too. But You also have the esteemed privilege of hearing that telltale jingle which announces a new arrival! Over. And over. And over, because this tool keeps mimicking it perfectly as he starts strolling through the ship like he owns it, going this way and that...walking into peoples' rooms like they're his...you know. Like one does.
He's not sorry. ]
no subject
I hope you enjoy being treated like one.
no subject
Things are also inferior to us.
We are the best.