Drama free since Allen punched that asshat

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Who: The Blue Fish!!!
Broadcast: Maybe??
Action: All aboard the ship where food is priority number one
When: Second half of the month mingle!

[Because, hey, Blue Fish should be celebrating. They got rid of one person to get another. Streamers and pudding cups all round and all that jazz.]

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Is it garbage day already? [Because really. What else could that mess be? Stepping to Sokka's side, he studies the heinous creation and promptly wonders why he's even doing that. With his hands on his hips, he looks down.] What? Is it too heavy for you or something? Move it.

[Cue the expectant staring.]

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[Oh hey, it's a new person. Sokka frowns a little, tilting his head at it. ]

I think I'd feel bad if I got rid of her. Maybe I can...prop her up in a corner somewhere.

Welcome to the ship, by the way.

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[He nods.] Yeah, thanks.

[Waitaminute.]-"Her"?! Don't tell me that's-? Is that supposed to be human?! It's disgusting! [Lumbering towards it threateningly now, watch out Sokka.] We're getting rid of it. It'll be a mercy kill.

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[YOU CAN'T THOUGH!!! Sokka dives in front of the Suki.]

No it's not! It's a tribute to my girlfriend, and it's staying so I can show her if she ever arrives here.

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[This is worse than he thought. He sighs in aggravation.]

Look, I'm doing you a favor. If any woman saw that she'd ditch you in an instant. It's hideous.

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But no! I do stuff like this for her all the time and she loves it.

[Wait.] Besides, I'm the captain, and I say she stays! [AHAHA!]

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[Nope, moving towards it anyway.]

You're not my captain. I say it goes.

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[Why does he keep getting people who want to step over him lately, why?]

Uh, actually, I kinda am. And I want it to stay.

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Then stop me.

[Because hey. He's picking it up.]

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[Sokka is pretty short, but hey, he's going to launch himself onto it like a limpet, trying to tug it back down. ]

GIVE IT!!!

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[Oho. Zoro's grinning. Sokka's weight hardly stops him.]

You're gonna have to try harder than that.

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[He'll dangle pathetically. ]

Come on, man! Haven't you ever had someone you really loved and missed?

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[Sokka, you look pathetic. Zoro sighs. But hey! At least he's stopped moving!]

Yeah? So? I don't make creepy statues of them.

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[Hooray, being pathetic has worked once more!!]

It's not creepy! It's lovely. You just can't appreciate fine art.

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It's nose [nose?] is in it's armpit.

[And he's moving again.] You can't call that art. Even if it was, it doesn't belong here. It's moving.

[Preferably off the ship.]

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Her nose! And it's NOT!!

[Why are you so cruel??!! ]

But I neeed her!