Drama free since Allen punched that asshat

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Who: The Blue Fish!!!
Broadcast: Maybe??
Action: All aboard the ship where food is priority number one
When: Second half of the month mingle!

[Because, hey, Blue Fish should be celebrating. They got rid of one person to get another. Streamers and pudding cups all round and all that jazz.]

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[Sokka has come off his augment glitch, and is now functioning at normal speed. Sadly for him, this means he has half a month of horrific embarrassment and regret to deal with. Wow, did he really hug a stranger's arm? He remembers hugging a stranger's arm.

He'll just be trying to salvage the mess he's made of the cargo bay, but he can't yet bring himself to destroy his hideous effigy to Suki. He does kind of like it. He just wishes...he hadn't been gross and weird about it on the network.]

[Network; Fleet Wide]

So. How about we forget about everything I did in the first half of the month? Are we okay with doing that? I'm okay with doing that. I promise I'm back to giving your usual dosage of sarcasm and pessimism.

...I'm sorry if I got anyone sent to jail.

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Oh, I don't know. You provided a rather striking representation of your "girlfriend." [And yes, he did air quotes with his fingers on that.] It's going to be hard to forget. I mean, after all, you made her out to be such a looker. And it was such a seasonally perfect gesture too. Ah, young romance.

[Can you taste the smarminess in his words? Adachi REFUSES to let anyone off that easily. It would be a crime against his very nature.]

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[Sokka is not high enough to miss the sarcasm now. ]

Yeah, we've got nothing to talk about if you're gonna be a jerk about it.

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Aw c'mon. Earlier you seemed more than happy to talk about your love for arts and crafts, and your gal pal... what was her name? Su-shi? [He remembers Suki's name. He just REALLY wants to press Sokka's buttons.]

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That's because I wasn't myself. My augment was acting crazy.

[Icily, because the one button you do not press with Sokka is the one concerning his loved ones. ]

Suki.

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Suki! That was it. I knew it was Su-something. Well, I'm sure that, if she were here to see it, she'd tell you just how much your little gesture means to her.

[Ah ha, sweet spot located. Okay, time to apply just a liiiiittle more pressure. Normally, Adachi would be more careful about trying to stay on fleet members' good sides, but it'd been a while since he had a kid like this to keep him so entertained.]

Hey! Here's an idea! Maybe you should save it. You could take it back to her as a sort of souvenir? You know, let her know you were thinking about her, and how much you care about her. Girls love that sort of thing.

[Adachi WAS trying to sound sincere... sorta... kinda...]

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[Sokka is so so so suspicious. ]

...Yeah I'm pretty sure I can't cart that thing into a war zone.

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War zone?

[Well, this seems to be taking an unexpected turn.]

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Yeah. A zone. Where there's a war going on. You heard of them?

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[He hears some sounds like metal being moved around coming from the cargo bay. Curious, he decides to go check it out]

Sokka?

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[Sokka gives a sheepish wave.]

Hey, Allen. I'm uh...back to normal.

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You are?

[Luckily Allen needs only a moment to process, before he smiles at Sokka and responds the usual way people did with losses]

Oh- welcome back then!

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[Sokka still looks like he wants to crawl into a hole and die.]

I hope I didn't make too much of a mess.

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Don't worry, you weren't that bad. I've seen much worse!

[Like, buildings leveled bad!!]

I mean, your statue was just made out of spare parts, right?

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Really?

[He looks at the...hideous thing. ]

Yeah, it's nothing I'd miss anyway. Nothing vital, anyway.

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Mm, really.

[Much, much worse]

Then there's nothing to worry about. We're still here a couple more weeks, if we need anything replaced I'm sure we can find it on the moons.

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That's something at least.

[There's a subtle pause, here.]

Somewhere in my insanity induced state I remember you punching that guy who left. You okay?

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Is it garbage day already? [Because really. What else could that mess be? Stepping to Sokka's side, he studies the heinous creation and promptly wonders why he's even doing that. With his hands on his hips, he looks down.] What? Is it too heavy for you or something? Move it.

[Cue the expectant staring.]

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[Oh hey, it's a new person. Sokka frowns a little, tilting his head at it. ]

I think I'd feel bad if I got rid of her. Maybe I can...prop her up in a corner somewhere.

Welcome to the ship, by the way.

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[He nods.] Yeah, thanks.

[Waitaminute.]-"Her"?! Don't tell me that's-? Is that supposed to be human?! It's disgusting! [Lumbering towards it threateningly now, watch out Sokka.] We're getting rid of it. It'll be a mercy kill.

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[YOU CAN'T THOUGH!!! Sokka dives in front of the Suki.]

No it's not! It's a tribute to my girlfriend, and it's staying so I can show her if she ever arrives here.

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[This is worse than he thought. He sighs in aggravation.]

Look, I'm doing you a favor. If any woman saw that she'd ditch you in an instant. It's hideous.

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But no! I do stuff like this for her all the time and she loves it.

[Wait.] Besides, I'm the captain, and I say she stays! [AHAHA!]

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[Nope, moving towards it anyway.]

You're not my captain. I say it goes.

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[Why does he keep getting people who want to step over him lately, why?]

Uh, actually, I kinda am. And I want it to stay.