4th Shuffle

[cajunspice]

Who: Remy and open.
Broadcast: Yes.
Action: WonderDuck.
When: Now.

Ah, I guess first things first, gotta apologize to fellow Ducks that we goin’ to get less room on the ship now, ‘cause I just got these guys. [The camera pans away from Remy’s face to reveal three little kittens, all huddled together and looking a little lost as they sat on his bed on the WonderDuck.] There was a breeder in the Savvy guild who was raisin’ pest huntin’ pets, ‘nd these three were considered runts of the litter. Said they were too small ‘nd weak ‘nd was just goin’ to off them, ‘nd, well, couldn’t be havin’ that now.

So, wanna ‘ntroduce ya’ll to Figaro, [The camera moves, zooming in on each kitten as he names them off.], Oliver, ‘nd Lucifer. Hopefully they'll make great crew mates.

Also, ya know, if 'nyone got tips for keepin' cats, that be well welcomed too.

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[frigidaire]

Right, so... you got a bunch of cats but don't know how to take care of them?

[ It's not really a judgement, but more surprise. ] I mean, we have Newton, too. And uh, the dog... thing. Naga. I guess we better hope they don't want to eat cats. Or bird kids. I mean our captain is part bird, so.

[ This is going to be hilarious. ]

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[cajunspice]

[Yep, Remy did take that all into consideration when, you know, this breeder was just going to kill those poor kittens... and quickly dismissed all the issues and took the kittens for himself. Soft spot? Maybe, but Remy didn't care.] Hey, at least things won't be borin' on board, non? [He threw out a grin with that, seeming to just shrug off any real concerns.]

[frigidaire]

I guess you're right. I mean they look kind of cute I guess, but they smell don't they? I've always heard cats are smelly.

[ He's mostly judging their size through the camera. He doesn't want his best friend to be attacked by adorable cats. ]

[cajunspice]

No more than other animals, I guess? [Remy hadn't actually kept pets before.] Maybe not to human noses, might to others though. [After all, they did have quite a mix on the Fleet, plenty of those who had heightened senses who could pick up more than the average person.] Once they old 'nough will get them fixed, so take care of part of it, plus going to have them between here 'nd that pet care thing that got set up on the Marsiva. No fair on them to keep them cooped up here all the time. [Plus he would have to con someone into looking after them while he was at work.]

[frigidaire]

Well, pretty sure my nose isn't human, really. So.

[ But hey, they're just cats, can't be all that bad really. They have plenty of other beasts wandering around, after all. ] Think they'll be able to tell I'm a werewolf?

[cajunspice]

Think they might find ya something different to rest of us, but hey, don't think they ran 'cross a werewolf before. They'll get use to ya, 'nd if not just load ya pockets up with treats so they learn ya a good guy 'nd not to worry 'bout ya. [Bribery was a great thing.]

Will try 'nd keep stuff as clean as possible so ain't an issue for ya nose. Just let me know if they be 'nd can sort something out.