4th Shuffle

[cajunspice]

Who: Remy and open.
Broadcast: Yes.
Action: WonderDuck.
When: Now.

Ah, I guess first things first, gotta apologize to fellow Ducks that we goin’ to get less room on the ship now, ‘cause I just got these guys. [The camera pans away from Remy’s face to reveal three little kittens, all huddled together and looking a little lost as they sat on his bed on the WonderDuck.] There was a breeder in the Savvy guild who was raisin’ pest huntin’ pets, ‘nd these three were considered runts of the litter. Said they were too small ‘nd weak ‘nd was just goin’ to off them, ‘nd, well, couldn’t be havin’ that now.

So, wanna ‘ntroduce ya’ll to Figaro, [The camera moves, zooming in on each kitten as he names them off.], Oliver, ‘nd Lucifer. Hopefully they'll make great crew mates.

Also, ya know, if 'nyone got tips for keepin' cats, that be well welcomed too.

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[takingkarabusiness]

They are so small!

...Also did they have more? Because maybe that would a good thing for the Tourist to have and I was just talking about kittens with someone.

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[cajunspice]

Oui, few more, but none as small as these guys. Turns out the normal size kittens be like four time these little guys size... so not too sure what size they grow 'nto. [Maybe that's something Remy should had checked first.

Ah well, too late now.] Was on Solrius, if ya headin' that way, might find some other breeders who got runts they tryin' to get rid of. [Remy is well aware he got 'scammed' by the breeder, buying kittens smaller than they normally were, but these were perfect size for the ship. And look at them! How could he leave them to die?]

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[takingkarabusiness]

I literally can't handle how cute they are.

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[axiomed]

Welcome back.

Those are some interesting names for cats.

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[cajunspice]

[Oh, that look was taking some time to get use to, even if Remy came from a universe where Xavier was bald but... that was Xavier, not Charles. It was weird having to switch his thinking again.] Ya suggestin' should had gone with something like Fluffy 'nd Smokey 'nstead then, rather than largo al factotum? [Then again, it was just as likely Remy picked Figaro from the Disney cat character rather than the opera.]

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[axiomed]

Italian might be a bit too much, even for me.

[ Charles is used to themes. The places he lived in before always used them. ]

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[beathach]

I still have some brushes left over from my sponsor drop if you want them. They're good for fur.

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[cajunspice]

Mighty kind of ya, mon ami, [There was a joke in there but Remy held off on it, not when Hank was being kind enough to offer the items.] 'll come back 'nd grab them sometime in the week, once these guys are settled in more.

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[beathach]

[Hank would make the joke himself, but nah] I can drop them off if you want. I keep meaning to drop the box off at the fox park but - things came up.

[an understatement]

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[frigidaire]

Right, so... you got a bunch of cats but don't know how to take care of them?

[ It's not really a judgement, but more surprise. ] I mean, we have Newton, too. And uh, the dog... thing. Naga. I guess we better hope they don't want to eat cats. Or bird kids. I mean our captain is part bird, so.

[ This is going to be hilarious. ]

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[cajunspice]

[Yep, Remy did take that all into consideration when, you know, this breeder was just going to kill those poor kittens... and quickly dismissed all the issues and took the kittens for himself. Soft spot? Maybe, but Remy didn't care.] Hey, at least things won't be borin' on board, non? [He threw out a grin with that, seeming to just shrug off any real concerns.]

[frigidaire]

I guess you're right. I mean they look kind of cute I guess, but they smell don't they? I've always heard cats are smelly.

[ He's mostly judging their size through the camera. He doesn't want his best friend to be attacked by adorable cats. ]

[feathery]

you seriously named one of them lucifer

[cajunspice]

Maybe I was inspired by others he shares his colors with.

[feathery]

fair but even my bro knew better than to name me lucifer
however he felt about the situation
thats like inviting the cat to become a menace when he gets older and then you gotta kick him out

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[ladybro]

...Oliver's gonna be heartbreaker. I can tell already.

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[cajunspice]

Ain't he just? [Turning his attention to the little grey kitten, Remy stroked it's chin before it rolled over on it's back, paws up and trying to swat at his fingers as Remy held them over it's head, wiggling his fingers.]

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[ladybro]

I'd love to visit them, if you don't mind. And if you think they won't mind the stench of old mutt that inevitably clings to all my gear. [ ...she's got a dog. ]

[passingthrough]

You are a complicated man, Remy LeBeau.

[cajunspice]

[Remy grinned over the video before picking up one of the kittens and holding it at camera level for her.] Be Kitty wantin' to meet the kitties? [Yes, he went there and made that joke. It was funny to him at least.]

[passingthrough]

You think I'm a big softie too now? [She is. Let her meet the kittens!]

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[flawless_precision]

[Hello it's that weird crewmate who keeps to herself and doesn't talk much and she's looking into the room at the kittens with a vaguely disgusted air.]

We don't have a pest problem. At least, we didn't until now.

[yes she did just call your kittens pests, and essentially pointless.]

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[cajunspice]

[So it is, luckily Remy was use to weird and anti social (one of his best friends was that). He hadn't pushed her to interact or talk much since she arrived, it wasn't like she was their first quiet occupant they had on the Duck before, just stayed polite and offered greetings as he had ran across her on their time on the ship. Hell, he like many had assumed she was mute to start with, until he had heard those first words muttered by her.

Looking up at the voice, Remy shrugged a shoulder. He didn't expect everyone to like cats or even pets, which might prove a problem considering how many they had on the ship now.] I promise 'll make sure they keep out of ya stuff, chere, hopefully won't be a hassle to ya.

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[universal_charm]

I should have known you were a cat man, Remy.

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[cajunspice]

What? Sayin' it wasn't clear from the start? [He may be grinning over the link, having a feeling he knew where this was going, even if Kirk wouldn't outright say it.]