4th Shuffle

[cajunspice]

Who: Remy and open.
Broadcast: Yes.
Action: WonderDuck.
When: Now.

Ah, I guess first things first, gotta apologize to fellow Ducks that we goin’ to get less room on the ship now, ‘cause I just got these guys. [The camera pans away from Remy’s face to reveal three little kittens, all huddled together and looking a little lost as they sat on his bed on the WonderDuck.] There was a breeder in the Savvy guild who was raisin’ pest huntin’ pets, ‘nd these three were considered runts of the litter. Said they were too small ‘nd weak ‘nd was just goin’ to off them, ‘nd, well, couldn’t be havin’ that now.

So, wanna ‘ntroduce ya’ll to Figaro, [The camera moves, zooming in on each kitten as he names them off.], Oliver, ‘nd Lucifer. Hopefully they'll make great crew mates.

Also, ya know, if 'nyone got tips for keepin' cats, that be well welcomed too.

Comments

[feathery]

you seriously named one of them lucifer

[cajunspice]

Maybe I was inspired by others he shares his colors with.

[feathery]

fair but even my bro knew better than to name me lucifer
however he felt about the situation
thats like inviting the cat to become a menace when he gets older and then you gotta kick him out

[cajunspice]

Ahh, can't assume just by giving someone a certain name they going to turn out a certain way, otherwise I would had turned out a lot worse than I have. [Remy was however referring to a long standing nickname than his actual name.]

[feathery]

you mean you would have been a rat who knows how to cook?
gotta say
im not seeing the problem with that

[When ur grateful Ratatouille came out in 2007 so you can make the reference.]

[cajunspice]

There's a rat who knows how to cook? [Maybe, but sadly it is in Remy's future.] Are you talking about a new arrival or something else, because my brain is trying to figure out if it's a rat-sized chef, or a chef-sized rat. The second option is far scarier.

[feathery]

its definitely the second option

[Davesprite is the least helpful.]

[cajunspice]

...second option for it being something else, or second option for a giant, human-size rat? Because depending on that answer depends how happy I am with this all. [Yes, very 'helpful'.]

[feathery]

the human sized rat
obviously
anything besides that would be fucking preposterous

[cajunspice]

Yeah, you took that a step to far because now I know you're playing me. And ignoring the fact that could actually be possible with all the worlds and universes we have out there. After all, here I am writing to a feathery, human-sized, asshole, who would had thought that was possible. [Good thing Dave had a decent sense of humor, especially since he was Remy's favorite people to annoy on the ship.]

I'm also going to start calling your Lucifer senior.

[feathery]

hey im a feathery human sized asshole in sunglasses alright
theres a distinction
but ok though im not gonna make any promises about answering to it
wouldnt be right for me to just cooperate when youre calling me such a name
especially when senior makes it sound like youre referring to a dude twice my age

[cajunspice]

Hey, they only like about a month old, you're much more than twice their age, so it's very well suited in this case.

And sorry, forgot about those sunglasses. [Remy gets it, style is important after all.]

[feathery]

so then if im the senior citizen in this mathed out name equation what does that make you
wait how old are you anyway

[cajunspice]

Why do I have a feeling you're about to make me feel old by admitting this? I'm 26.

[feathery]

so youre the living fossil
a walking relic of the past
got it

[Well, Remy did practically ask for it...]

[cajunspice]

[Yes he did.]

Ah Capitaine, you always have such encouraging and sweet way with words for your crew. A true upstanding figure of your position, if I have ever seen one.

And don't make me start making outdated references.

[feathery]

how outdated are we talking
like years before i was born
or decades
possibly centuries
millennia???