4th Shuffle

[cajunspice]

Who: Remy and open.
Broadcast: Yes.
Action: WonderDuck.
When: Now.

Ah, I guess first things first, gotta apologize to fellow Ducks that we goin’ to get less room on the ship now, ‘cause I just got these guys. [The camera pans away from Remy’s face to reveal three little kittens, all huddled together and looking a little lost as they sat on his bed on the WonderDuck.] There was a breeder in the Savvy guild who was raisin’ pest huntin’ pets, ‘nd these three were considered runts of the litter. Said they were too small ‘nd weak ‘nd was just goin’ to off them, ‘nd, well, couldn’t be havin’ that now.

So, wanna ‘ntroduce ya’ll to Figaro, [The camera moves, zooming in on each kitten as he names them off.], Oliver, ‘nd Lucifer. Hopefully they'll make great crew mates.

Also, ya know, if 'nyone got tips for keepin' cats, that be well welcomed too.

Comments

[cajunspice]

Hey, they only like about a month old, you're much more than twice their age, so it's very well suited in this case.

And sorry, forgot about those sunglasses. [Remy gets it, style is important after all.]

[feathery]

so then if im the senior citizen in this mathed out name equation what does that make you
wait how old are you anyway

[cajunspice]

Why do I have a feeling you're about to make me feel old by admitting this? I'm 26.

[feathery]

so youre the living fossil
a walking relic of the past
got it

[Well, Remy did practically ask for it...]

[cajunspice]

[Yes he did.]

Ah Capitaine, you always have such encouraging and sweet way with words for your crew. A true upstanding figure of your position, if I have ever seen one.

And don't make me start making outdated references.

[feathery]

how outdated are we talking
like years before i was born
or decades
possibly centuries
millennia???