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driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
winn) wrote in driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
05 - video
Who: Winn and you
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
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Not that I needed to be.
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[ he smiles ]
I'll make the eye patch, you pick the bear, and we'll meet in the cargo hold?
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Okay, who's trying this on? [ which bear has the honor of being piratized? ]
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[ presents one that's extra patchy all around ]
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[ he wraps the strap around its head and adjusts it, covering one eye with the patch, before stepping back. ]
Ta da -- judges?
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Shall we?
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[ pointing towards the shuttle. ladies first! ]
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[ teasingly. she gets on the shuttle ]
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[ it doesn't, he learned like 2 phrases. getting on the shuttle and strapping himself in. ]
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[ you're talking to a guy who studied klingon. before he knew captain kirk was real. ]
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[ she won't be affected but he'll probably need it ]
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[ nudging happily. maybe he should be worried that he's been drinking so much lately it's practically a punchline, but eh, he's maxed out on worrying. he very rarely gets drunk, at least? ]
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