Winn Schott (
winn) wrote in
driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
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Who: Winn and you
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Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
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Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]

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I suppose I could volunteer some of the skills I've mastered. But I doubt they can be covered in one lecture.
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I wish I could help out, but I don't think any of the subjects I'm used to teaching are exactly well suited to general civilian interest...
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two, winn can really sing well, something he'll have to comment on later. ]
Those lectures were really interesting. I'm not sure if I ever thanked you for organizing them.
[ he has been at most of them, took down notes. ]
any of those bears left or did people claim them all?
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It's my pleasure. 2 down, 8 to go. Or is it - 3 down now? [ are you taking one off his hands there, steve? ]
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Encore, encore. Nice pipes, as ever.
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Thank you, well for my next song I'll need a volunteer from the audience. How about the lovely lady in purple?
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He's still laughing when he flips on the feed]
I've never doubted you.
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...Well, I suppose that was marginally better than the drivel Kirk listens to.
[Such gracious words for their valiant captain. He wanders over to the pile of bears, pulling a face. Yeah, he so doesn't want them on the ship, either. ]
These are remarkably ugly. Do you have any idea why Atroma decided to send them to you?
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[ he's gonna take it as high praise. looking over at the bears, he shrugs. he knows exactly why he got them. ]
Yeah, cuz they suck.
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Thank you, thank you, you're too kind -
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Awwwww they're so CUTE, Winn! Are there any left?
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Hi Pinkie, [ she gets a smile! and the idea of a pony with a bear is too cute for him. ] Yeah, yeah so far I've only given out 3 - or - 4, now. Is there a specific one you'd like?
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... Imgur, why do you betray me? (Facepalm) Pretend that's a happy face.
because it's a meanie :c
The Biggest Meanie XP
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