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driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
winn) wrote in driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
05 - video
Who: Winn and you
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
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[He carefully picks one up, squinting at it. Would Wolfe be as stupid as to put Justice into a teddy bear? Possibly. He scowls at it, before dropping it with the rest. ]
Can we not just throw them out of the airlock?
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[ he tilts his head. ]
I'm trying to be mature about it. [ clearly it's backfiring. ]
Maybe Hank, Cisco, and I can run some tests...
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[Still. He supposes there's some good charity in giving them to the kids of the Fleet. Kind of.]
That might be wise. Better to be safe than sorry.
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[ winn, you liar. what about the time you went strolling through an alien wood with a friend as nerdy as you and no weapons, and almost got eaten by a t-rex, huh? where was the safety then? ]
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You could have fooled me.
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I'm just keeping things interesting for you.
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Well that, Winn, you almost certainly always do.
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Almost? Really? What, is this about the whole me calling Kara when I was almost eaten thing? Cuz look that's instinct, no offence, she's from home, I'm used to calling her, it's like dialing 911 -
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[Also, like 100% less murdery than he is. ]
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Dude, she can bench press a skyscraper.
[ team pride! ]
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Truly? She's far stronger than I realised. I shall endeavour never to get on her bad side.
...Assuming she actually has one.
[She's so good and pure. Someone with her attitude is completely unheard of in Thedas.]
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She does and staying as far away from it as possible is the best decision you'll ever make.
[ nodding. he's never incurred her wrath on himself, not badly but. you don't mess with the kryptonian. heck, he wouldn't have wanted to get on her bad side even before he knew she was an alien. it's always the nice quiet ones -- !! (says the nice, quiet one). ]
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...Hmm, I imagine it is not a pleasant thing to deal with.
[It's honestly hard to imagine. Still, it's nice to know that not even she is perfect. ]
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Don't worry, I think you're safe.
[ unless the atroma mess with her, which he's terrified of ever happening, but he does have a plan in place to deal with. ]
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That...is somewhat comforting. Unless Atroma play with her Augment of course.
[He'll just straight up say it. ]
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Dude - why did you say that? We just talked about this...
[ if they do it, he's blaming you. ]
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[It'll be all his fault, yet. ]
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[ unless he makes it horribly predictable! yes, ruin their plans, make them want to sit on them hopefully til they find a way to punch them in the face and bust out of here! ]
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[Now he's just being a jackass. ]
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[ shaking his head. do you kick puppies, too? ]
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They do need to top putting people in our dreams. Might be tricky, that.
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Be kind, rewind.
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Last year, they did something called Calibrations. We all awoke on the Marsiva, in a wide living space. When we slept at night - and it made us sleep - people wandered through the dreams of others. Our memories, our thoughts and fears, were all there on display, for our fellow captives to see.
That's how they celebrated the anniversary.
[It's always fun to Learn With Fenris, right? ]
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That is unbelievably creepy. [ he just sort of stares at him. this mind control shit is getting out of hand.
we really gotta work on your definition of fun. ]
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[Does drinking count as fun? He likes that. ]
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