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driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
winn) wrote in driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
05 - video
Who: Winn and you
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
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You need pay me no title, either. This is not my country, and I lack any position here, and you are my senior besides.
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I relinquish my seniority, so let's just settle on no titles and go with Aria and Winn?
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I like that idea. Here where my titles do not apply, I am naught but a humble tavern's daughter, after all.
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And I'm just -- the Tourist's engineer. [ because let's not talk about what his parents do. ]
So how'd you get from there to knighthood? Can anyone be a knight where you're from? [ it sounds amazing. then again, the place is called kingdom of harmony. ]
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Yes? I trained at the Royal Academy, became squire to my master, and she declared me a full knight through my actions.
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[ you can shut him up any time, unfortunately he has no self mute button. ]
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I did... It was my dream ever since I first saw my master.