Winn Schott (
winn) wrote in
driftfleet2016-10-04 11:14 am
05 - video
Who: Winn and you
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]
Broadcast: yes!
Action: Tourist!
When: now?
[ today, winn is coming to you live from the tourist's cargo hold. clearing his throat, he offers the camera a little smile ]
Sup, Fleeters, Winn Schott here, hope space is treating you well today. I got three things to run by you today, I'll try to be quick.
So one, I got - [ he moves the camera away from his face to focus on a box of 10 bears, on the large side. they have been dyed, and colorful patches have been sewn decoratively all over their torsos and arms. when he got them, they were covered by straightjackets, so this is his fix ] these. If anyone wants one, you're welcome to them. [ unless you're a tourist crew member. they will have magically run out if one of you tries to get one. he doesn't care if you can see them, they're not staying on this goddamn ship, ok. ] If any are left over I'm gonna leave them in Discovery One on the Iskaulit for public use in case anyone turns tiny.
[ he turns the camera back to him ]
Two - for those of you who don't know, Cisco and I have been running lectures, concerts, and whatever else people have been willing to volunteer their time for on the Iskaulit, and we're running low now. If you've lectured before and you wanna go again - you're more than welcome to, if you're a newcomer - likewise. Just drop me or Cisco a line with your name, topic, title if you have one, and availability if you actually have a schedule to keep - and we'll add you to the roster.
Three - Hank - don't let it be said I don't pay my debts.
[ turning on the karaoke machine he built with cisco, he proceeds to offer the network his rendition of the dire strait's walk of life. once he's done singing, a little flushed and embarrassed because last time he did this it was with cisco this is so much more terrifying on his own!! he gives the camera a little nod and signs off. ]

Video
Hi Pinkie, [ she gets a smile! and the idea of a pony with a bear is too cute for him. ] Yeah, yeah so far I've only given out 3 - or - 4, now. Is there a specific one you'd like?
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[The mun does, Pinkie would suggest cutting them up into confetti. (And thank you~)]
Yay! Leeeet's see... I should PROBABLY meet them myself before taking them home, right? [Wink!]
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Come on over, you're always welcome!
Video -> Action
[And soon the Tourist'll have the girliest, most brightly colored shuttle ever park in the cargo bay.]
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Hi Pinkie - [ sorry he can't look away from that shuttle sorry for the distracted greeting there he's just gonna walk up to it to examine because. wow. ]
Did you do that? [ he can't think of anyone else who would but - ]
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[To be fair, it was emergency art therapy for Poe.]
Yeah, me and Poe painted ALL the shuttles on the Caprine! This one's the Pony Express! You like it?
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[ he loves the idea, less the execution. ]
... Imgur, why do you betray me? (Facepalm) Pretend that's a happy face.
Awesome!
Speaking of cute things [or at least Pinkie THINKS they're cute], where are the bears?
because it's a meanie :c
[ walking her to the box of bears that's now missing a couple bears already ] Take your pick -
The Biggest Meanie XP
Hmmm let's see-- OOH! This one looks super cute~
[Ah, the pastel tie-dye, an excellent choice. Gummy even crawls out of Pinkie's mane to give it a few test gums. Yes good, he approves of this tiny fluff creature.]
<3
[ he smiles. it really is freaking fascinating to see her do anything. ]
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Least I can do, Pinkie, you made me pizza, I'm forever in your debt.
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