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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

Comments

[robitussin]

a deuce is a car from the 60s i think

[feathery]

what
seriously
someone actually named a car after a shit?

[Because of course that's the definition Davesprite zeroes in on.]

citation needed

[robitussin]

unfortunately there's no google in space so you will have to trust me on it

[feathery]

i dunno i think you might have made this rabbit hole go even deeper
the truth is down there somewhere but were just groping around in the dark cause our phone batteries died

[robitussin]

wow i answer your question and all i get in return is your mistrust

[feathery]

you can only get so many emails from a nigerian prince before everyone on the internet is a suspect
even if this is a really shitty excuse for a replacement and i dunno what all these interdimensional holding pens have got against proper internet

[robitussin]

you caught me, i am absolutely behind every single nigerian prince email

[feathery]

i knew it
im dismantling your scam empire one spam email at a time
and by needlessly questioning your knowledge of a song thats decades older than i am

[robitussin]

and i would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling kid and his darn 70s music

[feathery]

speaking of which
do you really know the whole song

[robitussin]

no

you only asked for the chorus

[feathery]

whoa hey i never ruled out the rest of the lyrics completely
besides you only gave me a single line not the chorus

[robitussin]

that's the only line anyone ever mishears

[feathery]

we mightve disagreed about the line that comes after that too