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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

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[aigue]

A question for the ages

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[forsometimenow]

The amount of mileage this discussion is getting is pretty impressive

1/2

[feathery]

the most important question that has ever been asked
or ever will be asked
this is my stain on the face of existence
its permanent for the record this shit lasts longer than a sharpie
anyone who backreads the network upon arrival will have to look at this post and question the very foundation of their reality

[feathery]

ok that got way more existential than i meant it to but whatever sometimes you just gotta accept where the ramble goes

[feathery]

its not my fault
god did you hear him singing
do you think they sell autotune chips in space
can we install one in isaac

[frigidaire]

he started it
he wont believe that im right

[frigidaire]

i cant hear you over the sound of your douchery sorry

[forsometimenow]

Maybe there will be an augment glitch if the audience catches on ;)

[forsometimenow]

So what's your side of it? I've been tuning it out to some degree.

[feathery]

dude were texting

[feathery]

ahahaha
do you think we can make formal requests
i know theres a complaints form buried on the network somewhere

[aigue]

If you aren't questioning pop culture on an existential level at least once a month you're leading a very boring life

Anyways, I have no idea what it means
I didn't even understand the lyrics when the song first came out

1/?

[summerschild]

i dont understand pineapple

2/?

[summerschild]

[Wait for it.]

3/4

[summerschild]

oh

4/4

[summerschild]

that was meant
to
go to somebody else

i cant answer your question because i dont know what that is sorry

[Bran is still uncomfortable with the whole texting thing. His fingers are too short.]

[feathery]

no dude youre right
pineapples make no fuckin sense when weve got apples
the formers got like a thousand more spiny obstacles than necessary

[feathery]

then by that metric my life is fucking bananas
i make a point of overanalyzing at least one pop culture reference every two weeks
and then mumble a rap or two about it
which definitely make way more sense than the lyrics here despite what certain third parties might say

[aigue]

Then you must be an expert
Tell me
How do we get films and music on the network?
Books as well
I've seen some on here, but the selection is lacking

[feathery]

oh most of those are from when they dumped us back onto the marsiva and decided some memory fuckery was in order
so the paltry ass collection isnt for lack of trying its just most of the shit we pick up doesnt
uh
interface
well?
something like that
turns out the distant space faring future was big on hard copies who knew

[aigue]

Really?
That's so disappointing
Not one of you could have picked up a decent monster movie?

[feathery]

well i dunno about decent
but from justin to kelly was one hell of a horror movie

[frigidaire]

you know what i meant
we werent texting before anyway

[aigue]

No, no
I mean Godzilla, King Kong and the like
Giant monsters

[feathery]

and you threw a salt shaker at me
i know youre fuckin salty right now but that was unnecessary