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Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

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and you threw a salt shaker at me
i know youre fuckin salty right now but that was unnecessary

sorry you wanna cry some more
or is that just the salt in your eyes

[He's literally sitting across from Isaac in the kitchen or smth looking profoundly unimpressed. There is a sad, sad salt shaker spilled open on the table in front of him.]

I don't even know if I wanna get into the fact it sounds like you reappropriated a pickup line for that terrible non-burn.

[And guess who is read-watching this entire display while waiting for a pan to heat up enough to cook pancakes. Whichever meal it is now - the Wonderduck is still getting pancakes.]

girls girls you're both pretty

thats a lie dont cater to his ego

[Davesprite loves pancakes, though. It doesn't matter what time it is. Oh god, is there syrup.]

[Cinnamon syrup for the pumpkin spice pancakes and chocolate syrup for the regular ones. Pan-fried strips of bacon-flavored protein. Don't say he never did anything for you.]

excuse you, who made you the judge of the miss atroma pagaent

[EUGENE IS A HERO. THE WONDERDUCK DOESN'T DESERVE HIM, but by god is Davesprite going to eat this food.]

me
im abusing my captain authority for the greater good

the greater good would be actually having a miss atroma pagaent

(Ms Atroma? Mx? what is the pronoun situation on that even.)

dont look at me im just a judge
i dont have the organizational fortitude or bossy qualities necessary for show within a show wrangling

for real how the hell did you become captain

a cruel prank by rng?

that or you haev secret leadership skills you're hiding until our hour of need

(this is probably what I will choose to believe in order to comfort myself)

dont do that to yourself
just accept the reality that i can barely lead myself to the kitchen and probably need directions to escape from an unfamiliar cardboard box
and come up with a contingency plan

hopefully running like hell is a good enough contingency plan

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survivalistcookbook - 2016-10-29 19:29 (UTC) - Expand

youre cooking arent you
isnt it dangerous to text and cook
slows down the cooking process too right

[ sorry, pancakes > friends ]

what can I say, I'm a rebel also I told you already there is no way to speed up pancakes

cant you just turn the heat up and they cook faster or something
seriously we havent had real food in so long this is literal torture

[ dramatic teenage werewoof at your service. ]

god have you ever made pancakes no that's how you get burnt on the outside and raw in the middle that is terrible

[Just gonna type all that out before putting the first round of fake bacon aside on a plate to cool. Followed, deliberately last, by the first round of pancakes.]

okay torture temporarily over

what did i ever do to deserve this
but for real thanks for cooking so much for us

[ don't refuse him pancakes, ok, because even that fake bacon smells too good ]

hey don't mention it

though on a scale of 'supermodel brunch' to 'hungover at a pancake house' how much of this fake bacon (fakon?) are you going to eat