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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

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[aigue]

A question for the ages

1/2

[feathery]

the most important question that has ever been asked
or ever will be asked
this is my stain on the face of existence
its permanent for the record this shit lasts longer than a sharpie
anyone who backreads the network upon arrival will have to look at this post and question the very foundation of their reality

[feathery]

ok that got way more existential than i meant it to but whatever sometimes you just gotta accept where the ramble goes

[aigue]

If you aren't questioning pop culture on an existential level at least once a month you're leading a very boring life

Anyways, I have no idea what it means
I didn't even understand the lyrics when the song first came out

[feathery]

then by that metric my life is fucking bananas
i make a point of overanalyzing at least one pop culture reference every two weeks
and then mumble a rap or two about it
which definitely make way more sense than the lyrics here despite what certain third parties might say

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[forsometimenow]

The amount of mileage this discussion is getting is pretty impressive

[feathery]

its not my fault
god did you hear him singing
do you think they sell autotune chips in space
can we install one in isaac

[frigidaire]

i cant hear you over the sound of your douchery sorry

[forsometimenow]

Maybe there will be an augment glitch if the audience catches on ;)

[frigidaire]

he started it
he wont believe that im right

[forsometimenow]

So what's your side of it? I've been tuning it out to some degree.

1/?

[summerschild]

i dont understand pineapple

2/?

[summerschild]

[Wait for it.]

3/4

[summerschild]

oh

4/4

[summerschild]

that was meant
to
go to somebody else

i cant answer your question because i dont know what that is sorry

[Bran is still uncomfortable with the whole texting thing. His fingers are too short.]

[feathery]

no dude youre right
pineapples make no fuckin sense when weve got apples
the formers got like a thousand more spiny obstacles than necessary

[robitussin]

it's revved up like a deuce

you heathen

i could keep going but we all know that's the part you wanted to know about

[feathery]

are you sure

[robitussin]

yes those are 100% the correct lyrics

[poisoninmypocket]

I fear I don't know the lyrics, sir, but one may surmise by the title either a physical or metaphorical blinding. If the latter, perhaps some commentary upon the Lord that the wicked may be blinded in the light of His presence.

[feathery]

ok first im going on record that i refuse to be a sir
sir is what you call your hook nosed principal when he stops you in the hall because youre lookin extra guilty and also maybe carrying mummified frog remains to class
second
truthfully i dont know where i was going with a second statement
i mean maybe thats right?
for all i know someone turned a flashlight on in his face
that sounds legit

[poisoninmypocket]

I beg your pardon. Are you a young lady? My apologies if I've misspoken.

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[survivalistcookbook]

It's stuck in my head now

I still don't know the lyrics but it's been looping in my head for two hours

YOU MONSTER

[feathery]

im putting the blame on isaac for this one just saying it now
hes the one who keeps singing it
over and over again
badly
please make him stop

[survivalistcookbook]

I guess the real monsters were the friends we made along the way