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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

Comments

[poisoninmypocket]

[You can't just quit being a knight! You have to die or murder your liege! Really, Davesprite.]

I do favor music, yes. I take it Renart's been telling tales. Given you've asked about a song at the start of your missive, you've clearly an interest, yourself. More of this "Blinded by the Light" business?

[feathery]

[SCREW THE RULES, he's a retired bird!]

nah its way better than that shit
has anyone ever introduced you to the wonders of rap

[poisoninmypocket]

Is that anything like Queen? A gentleman of my acquaintance did introduce me to that. It's very... invigorating music.

[feathery]

you mean you wanted to get down and jam
its probably more like queen than whatever youre used to
what did yall listen to back in centuries bygone
beethoven?

[poisoninmypocket]

I think it involved a great deal more standing than getting down to anywhere. As for what I listen to, Beethoven is certainly pleasant, but I do enjoy the popular music. Chipper pianos and bands, you know?

[feathery]

ive got the chip n dale rescue rangers theme stuck in my head now so thanks for that
im just gonna imagine its something a little similar even though i know thats gotta be the opposite of true
oh i know ill use one of those old western tunes they always got pianos playing in bars as a stand in
ill make it official and say yes dude i do know
probably
can you knock out a good rhyme?

[poisoninmypocket]

If you'll give me the time;
one does prefer language sublime.

[Monty's happy to play, Davesprite. He does enjoy rhyming and clever turns of phrase.]

[feathery]

[YES, this is the kind of shit Davesprite is talking about.]

hell man i got time
an excess of it shits near a crime
keep dropping those couplets and we got a paradigm
shiftin you from musicals to rap battles on a motherfuckin dime

[poisoninmypocket]

Battles hard-fought and hard-won, too?
I have some experience with that, it's true.
But let me say this, if you only knew,
I'm quite a clever rhymer when I'm given a clue.