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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

Comments

[feathery]

[EUGENE IS A HERO. THE WONDERDUCK DOESN'T DESERVE HIM, but by god is Davesprite going to eat this food.]

me
im abusing my captain authority for the greater good

[survivalistcookbook]

the greater good would be actually having a miss atroma pagaent

(Ms Atroma? Mx? what is the pronoun situation on that even.)

[feathery]

dont look at me im just a judge
i dont have the organizational fortitude or bossy qualities necessary for show within a show wrangling

[survivalistcookbook]

for real how the hell did you become captain

[feathery]

a cruel prank by rng?

[survivalistcookbook]

that or you haev secret leadership skills you're hiding until our hour of need

(this is probably what I will choose to believe in order to comfort myself)

[feathery]

dont do that to yourself
just accept the reality that i can barely lead myself to the kitchen and probably need directions to escape from an unfamiliar cardboard box
and come up with a contingency plan

[survivalistcookbook]

hopefully running like hell is a good enough contingency plan

[feathery]

sounds good to me
if that works in space
maybe we should get you flying lessons so you can save all our asses in our time of need
cause i bet korra would aggrieve any encroaching malefactors

[survivalistcookbook]

Korra does look qualified to show any troublesome parties around the gun show, yes

and hey like hell I'll say no to flying lessons. one of the few perks of this whole situation is the whole IN SPACE angle.