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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

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[forsometimenow]

The amount of mileage this discussion is getting is pretty impressive

[feathery]

its not my fault
god did you hear him singing
do you think they sell autotune chips in space
can we install one in isaac

[frigidaire]

i cant hear you over the sound of your douchery sorry

[feathery]

dude were texting

[frigidaire]

you know what i meant
we werent texting before anyway

[feathery]

and you threw a salt shaker at me
i know youre fuckin salty right now but that was unnecessary

[frigidaire]

sorry you wanna cry some more
or is that just the salt in your eyes

[feathery]

[He's literally sitting across from Isaac in the kitchen or smth looking profoundly unimpressed. There is a sad, sad salt shaker spilled open on the table in front of him.]

I don't even know if I wanna get into the fact it sounds like you reappropriated a pickup line for that terrible non-burn.

[survivalistcookbook]

[And guess who is read-watching this entire display while waiting for a pan to heat up enough to cook pancakes. Whichever meal it is now - the Wonderduck is still getting pancakes.]

girls girls you're both pretty

[feathery]

thats a lie dont cater to his ego

[Davesprite loves pancakes, though. It doesn't matter what time it is. Oh god, is there syrup.]

[frigidaire]

youre cooking arent you
isnt it dangerous to text and cook
slows down the cooking process too right

[ sorry, pancakes > friends ]

[forsometimenow]

Hey now- no need to rub salt in the wound.

[frigidaire]

im not rubbing salt into anything
he started it you know so he can figure it out

[forsometimenow]

I know, I was just trying to make a pun.

[forsometimenow]

Maybe there will be an augment glitch if the audience catches on ;)

[feathery]

ahahaha
do you think we can make formal requests
i know theres a complaints form buried on the network somewhere

[forsometimenow]

I'm sure we could, but that doesn't guarantee Atroma would actually read it. More's the pity.

[feathery]

hey its the thought that counts
ok no thats bullshit but maybe if we generate enough gossip the hypothetical fan mail will start pouring in to demand its due
i dont think isaac would even be mad

[forsometimenow]

Yeah, it'd give him a nice bonus and plenty of attention. We'll see what happens- because who knows when we'll be at a new star system. Gotta keep the audience engaged.

[feathery]

and keep us engaged i guess
the road trip aspect always drags on long enough that it gets duller than the rusted backside of busted toaster

[forsometimenow]

No kidding. When the only change in scenery is the same old waystations... it's like driving through endless cornfields only to see a McDonald's and a gas station once in a while.

[frigidaire]

he started it
he wont believe that im right

[forsometimenow]

So what's your side of it? I've been tuning it out to some degree.

[frigidaire]

its gotta be wrapped up like a douche
thats what it sounds like

[forsometimenow]

I wish we had a copy of the song to listen to. I haven't heard it in a while, but from what I remember that IS what it sounds like

even though that doesn't make much sense