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[feathery]

Who: Davesprite and y'all
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck
When: Now

important query
what the fuck are the lyrics to blinded by the light
the chorus specifically but i guess if you know any of the others
feel free to share???
actually what do the lyrics even mean
this list of questions just gets longer and longer even though i originally meant for it to be a poll
is it possible to make polls i know im a communications officer but i literally didnt think of this until three seconds ago
these questions are being asked on behalf of science btw

Comments

[feathery]

real breading
no dodgy ass quagmire paste
like i could stomach the weird gelatin crap if it werent so...
gelatiny???
but ive held toads less slimy

[forsometimenow]

Yeah, really. Can't we at least have solids? Even if they were only shaped like a chicken leg, if it was less like eating chicken-flavored Jello it might be a bit more palatable.

[feathery]

i swear i used to like jello once upon a time
but i dont remember what its actually supposed to taste like
did it taste like anything at all
did i imagine it

[forsometimenow]

Maybe that will be our next sponsor drop. Jello that tastes like, you know, fruit flavors and such.

[feathery]

was it really supposed to taste like fruit
i always thought it came in flavors like red and green

[forsometimenow]

Alleged fruit, yes. But you're right, it never quite captured that.

[feathery]

whats your favorite jello flavor
mine was red as a kid but i dunno if that was just cause of the color or if it actually tasted different

[forsometimenow]

I liked red and blue. Especially if they were in one of those layered cups with red, white and blue.

[feathery]

real talk how did i grow up in texas and somehow miss patriotism in jello cup form

[forsometimenow]

Not sure. I was in the boonies of Wisconsin and had those- and those popsicles that were red, white and blue. Those were good, too.

[feathery]

oh i remember those
they were shaped like rocket ships right for the approximately 10 seconds before the sun turned them into puddles of corn syrup on the hot houston tarmac
shit liquidated quicker than the assets of a bankrupt business

[forsometimenow]

Yeah, those are the ones. But of course, if you ate them too fast, you might get brain freeze, so you can't win, really.