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Who: Espio and whoever
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: October 25th

It's Halloween soon. That's fine, I like Halloween, but there's something important everyone needs to know about pumpkins.

Turnips are better.

Speaking of which, I need some turnips. Does anywhere even sell them?

[Don't tell him. He hoards them.]

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You can't carve a turnip for Halloween though.

Wrong!

Turnip carving came first.

Citation needed.

Sure, because I have access to references right now. I can demonstrate a turnip lantern though.

But I'm serious. The tradition did actually start with turnips, at least on Meridian. But since we apparently have the same holidays, it's not a huge stretch to think it's the same elsewhere.

[Espio is, sadly, a turnip nerd. Everyone needs a hobby?]

Edited 2016-10-25 07:31 (UTC)

I wish I had turnips to give you so you can prove it. Have you looked down on the planet? I'd say check the waystation too but that place is kind of dangerous and not worth the risk for turnips.

Even if they are pretty good.

Like a little danger'd put me off. No luck on the turnip front, though. It sucks. I always liked turnips. I found one the exact shape of an otter once.

[Then his teammate ate it. Espio was pissed. ~~This is actual canon, sob.~~]

This is more than a little danger. Seriously, though? Like an otter? I wouldn't be able to eat it.

It's fine. I've handled worse.

And yes, an otter! I thought the same. Too bad my idiot teammate didn't agree.

Well - maybe someone will know if it has turnips so at least you don't have to waste a trip.

That was rude of them.

I already paid a visit. More than one, actually.

And that's the thing with housemates. You can try and watch them all you want, but they'll still manage to steal your shit eventually.

Really?

I've never really had housemates, so I wouldn't know.

Really. You watch on your ship. Food is normally the first target.

That really isn't a problem for me, so I'll take your word for it.

There are many different plants at the wreck.

The creepy, probably haunted wreck?

Good to know. Kinda doubt there'll be root vegetables around it, but who knows I guess?

Yes. I can look for you.

What is 'Halloween?'

I received some sort of invitation saying there was a party for it.

There's probably some weird history behind it on other worlds, like with Christmas, but on Meridian it's a day when the spirits supposedly come out and magic comes alive. People have fun dressing up in costumes, kids go door to door for candy, and there's usually a lot of parties and food.

A Halloween party expects you to dress up as something else. Like a ghost or vampire.

[She doesn't like the idea about spirits or magic, but the rest seemed innocent enough.]

Why celebrate something so dark? Wouldn't that be making light of those who have passed?

Do you have to dress up as something frightening?

[He's being extremely patient with her and she remembers he's not usually in the best of moods.]

Pumpkins are superior
The soup alone is far better than turnip soup

[Silly Renart. Turnips aren't for eating! They're for looking at and collecting. And sometimes eating.]

You're just saying that to disagree with me, but now I just want to make soup.

Turnip soup is abhorrent.

[Trust him. He knows. Mother wasn't exactly the best cook, though.]

I don't normally eat the turnips, but I was thinking of pumpkin soup. Just with turnip, potato and maybe parsnips for flavour and to thicken it up a little, and some cream.

A harvest soup, I guess.

What do you usually do with turnips? We can see if there are any down here. Renart and I are looking into the large ship wrecked down here. There's rather a cornucopia of vegetables. I can bring a few things up for you, if you'd like.

And if you ask politely.

A few things. This time I wanted to make lanterns, but the ones in the Special Zone came in all sorts of weird shapes so I collected them.

Is politeness really required?

[Polite?! Impossible!]

I'm afraid the only things in odd shapes we've found down here are the pumpkins. A number of the plants seem to be larger than they should be, though. Where would I find turnips if I wanted to fetch them? On a vine?

[He's a city boy, Espio. Please don't make too much fun.]

And politeness is an absolute requirement provided you can't find something else I'd prefer more.

Seriously?

It's a root vegetable. The root of a plant. They're underground.

And can't I just bribe you with soup?

You know I make good food.

I should think me fetching you the vegetables to make your soup would entitle me to having some. I'd like something atop that. And if it's a root vegetable, then you're going to need to describe what the plant above looks like. Does it have flowers?

The fact I lived in Between makes finding something you like better than good manners easy to twist. Don't push your luck.

Just call it payment for rescuing you.

[That's more than enough to quiet Monty. He feels a flush across his cheeks, and finds himself extremely grateful for the text.]

Have it your way, then.

[He's mentioned the 'requirements' of Between to very few people here. He's neglected to mention that he's still under those requirements if he wants to use his belief magic.]

[Monty is rather fortunate that Espio is not one of those shameless people who freely and openly discuss these things, but he's made his point. He laughs a little to himself, imagining Monty's expression.]

Thank you!

It's possible
If you do invite me over, anyway

I might need some incentive for that.

Do it for Monty

The very least you could offer is a turnip.

I'm sure Monty will

uh huh

show me a picture of a spookily carved turnip and THEN i'll believe you.

[the doubt is thick in every word he types]

Give me a turnip, and I will.

you say that like i'm the kinda person who carries turnips around with him wherever he goes

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