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[metachrosis]

Who: Espio and whoever
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: October 25th

It's Halloween soon. That's fine, I like Halloween, but there's something important everyone needs to know about pumpkins.

Turnips are better.

Speaking of which, I need some turnips. Does anywhere even sell them?

[Don't tell him. He hoards them.]

Comments

[seanced]

Citation needed.

[metachrosis]

Sure, because I have access to references right now. I can demonstrate a turnip lantern though.

But I'm serious. The tradition did actually start with turnips, at least on Meridian. But since we apparently have the same holidays, it's not a huge stretch to think it's the same elsewhere.

[Espio is, sadly, a turnip nerd. Everyone needs a hobby?]

[seanced]

I wish I had turnips to give you so you can prove it. Have you looked down on the planet? I'd say check the waystation too but that place is kind of dangerous and not worth the risk for turnips.

Even if they are pretty good.

[metachrosis]

Like a little danger'd put me off. No luck on the turnip front, though. It sucks. I always liked turnips. I found one the exact shape of an otter once.

[Then his teammate ate it. Espio was pissed. This is actual canon, sob.]

[seanced]

This is more than a little danger. Seriously, though? Like an otter? I wouldn't be able to eat it.

[metachrosis]

It's fine. I've handled worse.

And yes, an otter! I thought the same. Too bad my idiot teammate didn't agree.

[seanced]

Well - maybe someone will know if it has turnips so at least you don't have to waste a trip.

That was rude of them.

[metachrosis]

I already paid a visit. More than one, actually.

And that's the thing with housemates. You can try and watch them all you want, but they'll still manage to steal your shit eventually.

[seanced]

Really?

I've never really had housemates, so I wouldn't know.

[metachrosis]

Really. You watch on your ship. Food is normally the first target.

[seanced]

That really isn't a problem for me, so I'll take your word for it.