news flash: pants are never required.

[ofkirkwall]

Who: marian hawke & you!
Broadcast: fleetwide video.
Action: ss tourist.
When: time is irrelevant!! the 21st?? idk timelines.


Hello all of you wonderful people, spirits, and creatures of otherworldly origins.

[ Something has put Marian Hawke into an incredibly good mood, why she is practically beaming when she turns on the feed. It almost looks like she just gotten out of bed, deciding the next best course of action is to raid the fridge of what could possibly be her own ship. Which, incidentally, it is not.

For those aboard the Tourist when you enter the kitchen you'll be greeted by Hawke sitting upon one of benches, dressed in nothing more than a somewhat ill fitting tunic ( Fenris isn't that much larger than her, damn scrawny elf ) and her small clothes. That's right, she has forgone pants entirely. Thankfully, or rather unfortunately, the video only shows her upper body, messy dark hair, and Cheshire cat grin. ]

For those who don't know me, my name is Hawke. Marian Hawke, to be precise, but please call me Hawke. It's absolutely lovely to meet you, if I haven't already.

[ She gives a little wave. ]

I was wondering how are we all doing? Hopefully no one has been eaten by any carnivorous plants, or lost their clothes in an card game. [ Yes, she is very concerned about people getting eaten by plants or losing clothes in a card game. The former is unfortunate, the later... well she'd be more upset she wasn't invited. ] I hear getting eaten by a planet can be worse than being chewed on by a bear or a dragon.

Anyway lets chat, I'm incredibly curious what has been going on around the fleet.

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[ofkirkwall]

[ Hawke kisses him then, hand entwined with his in the kitchen of his ship, happy and content for what feels like the first time in months. ]

I'll just have to come visit then. [ She hums a little to herself. ] So often your crew will get sick of me.

[wolfuncaged]

[He returns the kiss, chuckling softly against her lips. When he pulls back, he presses his forehead against hers. ]

You would be most welcome. They would probably enjoy the chance for some gossip.

[ofkirkwall]

[ She grins a little. ]

It's a good thing I know how to be the source of gossip then, they'll have plenty of it.

[wolfuncaged]

[One eyebrow arches as his lips curl into a smirk.]

Oh? They'll have plenty of it, will they? Is that a fact?

[ofkirkwall]

Of course they will. Who would I be if I didn't give these poor sods something to gossip about?

[ There is a devious look in her eyes, spreading to her lips. ]

[wolfuncaged]

[He chuckles, amused. ]

How exceptionally selfless of you.

[ofkirkwall]

That's me, completely and utterly selfless. Helping out those in need and never benefiting myself. Hero of the small and downtrodden!

[ Now she is just being dramatic. ]

[wolfuncaged]

Shall I see if anyone can play you a fanfare? It sounds like you're currently in need of one.

[ofkirkwall]

Yes! I am pretty disappointed the title of Champion didn't get me a small band of musicians to play a fanfare everywhere I went.

[wolfuncaged]

Really? Garrett had one. It was pretty impressive.

[He so did not, that is a lie. He is a lying liar. He;s smirking too, because, well, he is a crappy lying liar. ]