Video | Fresh meat

[spacebro]

Who: Mon-El
Broadcast: Video
Action: Marsiva if you're new too!
When: Now until he gets shuffled like the deck of cards he is! (What?)

Hi. So, this is not what I was expecting today. [He was expecting some additional rest and recovery after the last few days. Instead, he feels mysteriously good as new.] I'd just heard some great things about Netflix, and I was looking forward to chilling with it. [Someone may have missed giving him the full explanation and context of that phrase. Ooooor maybe they didn't.]

I am getting tired of being the one who always gets abducted. Winn and Alex could take turns too. Just saying.

[A soft sigh. He's staying in pretty good spirits despite everything, but he's wondering if this is doing him any good.] Is anyone even listening to this?

[And just in case someone is.] My name is Mon-El.

[Oh, wait.]

Mike!

I meant Mike. [Almost definitely no one noticed that. It was very smooth. He'll just turn this off now.]

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Voice

[spacebro]

Everyone gets right to the point here. [He would smile at her but it's voice and this mun can totally read.] It's my third time in the last month. [If you count the DEO catching him initially.] I wouldn't call it good.

[castrationfist]

[it's okay it'll probably stop being voice before the conversation ends]

No? It sounds like you've found a role you're suited for, though. Besides, if it happens so often, there must be a dashing hero coming to save you, right?

[spacebro]

I think my dashing hero got here before me.

(OOC: How old is Caster? Or if more relevant (if she's like a thousand or something), how old is she supposed to look (or sound) for if it does go to video? You know, so I can adjust for flirting. #priorities)

[castrationfist]

[She is either several billion, nine hundred, or twenty, depending on how you count it. So, yeah, appears twenty. But also... Pink hair, fox ears, weird clothes, there will be a lot to comment on.]

They must be good at it, to show up first. What are they like?

[spacebro]

[He's used to aliens. Can't throw him too much!]

Stubborn, self righteous, [beautiful, kind, compassionate], brave, tough.

[castrationfist]

Eh, sounds like every hero... Is there nothing so special about this one?

[She seems disappointed.]

[spacebro]

[There's a pause.] She's special.

I didn't know everyone was so used to heroes.

[castrationfist]

Hm? Of course I am. I am a Heroic Spirit myself, after all.

Ah, though in more mundane terms, I'm technically more along the lines of a villain.

[spacebro]

...And you just tell people that? [Suddenly pretty glad he didn't mention Kara by name.]

[castrationfist]

Well, a former villain, then. I'm retired now, and happily engaging in my new life as a good wife!

[yeah probably wise]

[spacebro]

What kind of villainous things did you do before you mated?

[castrationfist]

-- Ggeehhhhh, hold on! Hold on just a moment! "Mated"? Can't you make that sound a little more, I don't know, romantic? I'm not a- Well, no, I am a fox, but I'm still a cute girl, so can't you make it sound better?!

[spacebro]

That's the term we use where I'm from. What do you prefer?

[castrationfist]

Married, or wed, or our souls bonded through the power of our true love for all eternity!

[spacebro]

See, those sound great. You didn't even need me.

[castrationfist]

I need you to not use the term 'mated'.

[spacebro]

Should I be listening to former villains about that kind of thing?

[castrationfist]

I would say my judgment is better than some weird man who can't remember his own name.

[spacebro]

It's Mon-El. The other one is my...secret identity? Or this is? It doesn't matter.

[castrationfist]

Why do you need a secret identity?

[spacebro]

In case I want to be a super hero someday? [Does it sound ridiculous to you too?]

[castrationfist]

Take it from experience, it's not worth it.

[spacebro]

You've tried?

[castrationfist]

Something like it, anyway. I am a Heroic Spirit, after all. The details are a pain, so I'll pass on explanations, however!

[spacebro]

O...kay. It's not like it was my idea anyway. I don't think I'm a hero.