Video. Holiday Plotting and Scheming.

[throwsdown]

Who: Takeshi
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden if needed
When: Now
Note: People who respond will get something from Takeshi for Christmas.
.... No guarantees it will be a perfect match to what they want, though. B^)

[Takeshi's gotten his small taste for Halloween, but now he's learned of his next new holiday — Christmas. He doesn't really get much about it, other than there's a jolly ol' fat man who gives people presents, but he sure does enjoy the thought of giving everyone something for the holidays. He's tallied up his credits he's accumulated all these months, and he's confident he can do something good. As captain, it's important to make everyone happy. And part of him is still a morale officer. That doesn't change, neither.

So, very serious, guys:]

What d'you guys want for Christmas? It's very important!

[He's trying to be so casual and chill and conversational.

Clearly, he's not up to anything.

... Answer the question. Or else.]

Comments

[revengeofthemordsith]

[ She scowls, scrunching up her face. ]

No presents.

[throwsdown]

[He hums.]

H'okay! I won't get you a present.

[:) :) :) maybe someone else will]

[revengeofthemordsith]

You better not.

[throwsdown]

'Course I won't, you're not gonna get a present from me!

[8) 8) 8)]

[revengeofthemordsith]

Mord'Sith don't give presents. They give prizes.

[throwsdown]

... It's a word with a P, too.

Maybe someone will give you a prize for being their friend!

[revengeofthemordsith]

That sounds like a terrible waste of a present.

[throwsdown]

I think you mean a prize!!

For surviving another Christmas!

[HE FLEXES FIERCELY]

[revengeofthemordsith]

. . . I suppose that . . . makes sense.

[throwsdown]

'Course it does! If you're alive it means you've been strong enough all this time, right?

So that's why living people get prizes.

...

At Christmas.

[revengeofthemordsith]

[ She squints at him, giving him a long hard look. ]

Fine. I accept your logic.

[throwsdown]

[THE CHILD LEGIT STRIKES A VICTORIOUS POSE]

YEAH!!!!

[BESTIES]

[revengeofthemordsith]

I don't see how this is a momentous occasion.

[throwsdown]

I dunno what a momentous is but I'm real happy about giving people prizes, is all.

[revengeofthemordsith]

Why?

[throwsdown]

'Cus giving people stuff is nice. It feels good t'do!

[revengeofthemordsith]

Maybe you need some more hobbies.

[throwsdown]

I got lots of hobbies! I like to train and play with action figures, and I like to drawl, and I like to get presents for people... And I like to work on being a better captain, and I like to exercise! and I like talking to people.

[revengeofthemordsith]

Those seem reasonable.

[ At least she assumes. It's been too long since she was a child. ]

[throwsdown]

Yup!

[He's super pleased by that too.]

What's your hobbies, Miss Cara?

[revengeofthemordsith]

Murder.

[throwsdown]

.... That's a bad hobby!!

Pick another one!

[revengeofthemordsith]

You're not old enough for the rest.

[throwsdown]

..............................................

You should do stuff like painting instead.

[revengeofthemordsith]

I doubt I have the patience for it.