driftfleet | (no subject)

Who: Vash and the WOOORLD
Broadcast: To everyone!
Action: On the Planet
When: Right now!

[Vash was on the planet trying out some ice skates he had bought. He was bundled up in extra clothes and is carefully sliding around on a patch of ice he's found. He tried to find a place where he can fall without bothering too many people, but he's not exactly out in the middle of no where either.

He's shaky and the balance is something that takes a bit for him to get use to, but he's slowly getting the hang of it. He had kept his communicator on him just in case he managed to seriously hurt himself while learning how to skate. Of course, if he knew what would happen at one point when he falls he might have been okay dying in the cold as the communicator takes one bump too many.]

Accidental Audio

OW! Ieieie. That really-

"Oh! Xabio! I'm yours forever and always!" [Suddenly there's a lusty female voice that clearly doesn't belong to Vash.] "Just, please, be gentle. It's- It's my first time."

AAWAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Oh, shit! [There's Vash again as he screeches loudly in panic! Followed by muffled scrapping as he fumbles at trying to get at his communicator. Meanwhile the audio book keeps on going clear as day for all to hear.]

Asstrostar's two tongues lick her luscious lips nervously as one of Xabio's six muscular arms reaches out to gently caress the soft purple skin of her cheek. [A male narrator voice helpfully sets the scene.]

"My love. I would never hurt you."

She feels a tingle in her gills and a warmth spread through her that she has never felt before as Xabio's other arms tickle their way under her protective outer shell. Reaching places no one else had ever explored on her before. Asstrostar moans deeply, but it's muffled-

No! No! No! No! Stop! Oh man, oh man, oh MAN!

-as Xabio's presses his lips against her own. She wraps her arms tightly around him. All the troubles of the nebula wars disappear and it no longer mattered that their home worlds were on opposing sides. All that mattered was their love for each other. And Asstrostar knew that Xabio loved her as well. She could feel it as he pressed his body against her own and his large, warm, throbbing-CLICK!

[Suddenly everything goes quiet except for Vash's heavy breathing from his panicked scramble to get his glove off and extra clothing unzipped to turn the thing off.] Phew! Thank goodness no one was arou-- eh?

[Is this thing saying broadcast?]

Oh crap.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Look, just because she gave you two conflicting statements...]

I don't know. I'm not a big fan of settling anywhere, so if it ever happens I'll tell you how it happened.

Oh, well, settling isn't so bad, but yeah hope you're at least comfortable being here again. [He's not usually good at settling in somewhere either.]

As comfortable as can be. I was rather bored at home, after all. It's nice to be out here and on vacation.

Vacation, right.

Either way it's good to have you round again. [He just wished it went starting out a bit better.]

[What are you talking about, Vash. It started perfectly. She'll be entertained for weeks.]

Of course! I'm here for all your raptor-avoiding needs.

And thank goodness! Do you know how many raptors have tried to eat me while you're was gone? I'm glad I don't have to worry about that anymore!

There's plenty of other dinosaurs out there, you know.

They're not all as mean as raptors, right?

Oh, no. Raptors are certainly the meanest. I mean, the allosaur is purely cuddly in comparison despite its bigger size and tendency to rip you limb from limb.

Oh yeah. Well, that ripping from limb to limb sounds just pleasant.

I'll just avoid all dinosaurs for now I think is the best course of action. [And find one to step on his communication device.]