002 // just between you and me, i've got something to say

[principality]

Who: Aziraphale
Broadcast: Fleet-wide!
Action: SS Caprine, the personnel officer's office!
When: 3/6, evening/night

[Aziraphale has been busy. He has a small room, with a tattered tartan sofa and piles of books in view behind him, overflowing from a small bookcase and shelves on the wall.

He waves. He's getting good at this being on TV stuff!]

Good evening! This is apparently my office!

[He swings the camera around, showing off a matching overstuffed tartan armchair that is absolutely hideous. He camera turns back to him.]

...er. which is to say...I am officially open for business! No, not the books, those are mine. Er...I was going to offer my services as a professional guide, of sorts. You come to me, I listen, and I give advice. My inbox is always open, as is my office. I, er, keep odd hours...

...regardless! Should you ever need someone to lend an ear, do consider that I am here. Thank you, dears.

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[principality]

Not of the Catholic variety, no. But, er, a more, less orthodox sect, yes.

[The Catholics wanted you to jump through so many hoops! But he had, at once point, sent off for a mail order ordainment and was officially a priest of a Royal Order of Priests of the Holy Sacred Heart, which was an offshoot of the Holy Order of Our Savior the Son of God, which was a further offshoot...

...so yes, somewhere, somehow, he was ordained. In a sense. To a very small sect. That no one followed anymore and had a maximum of eight members in its heyday.]

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[save_the_souls]

[....]

Thank you, but I think I'll pass...Father?

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[principality]

Oh, no, not a Father. Mostly, I collect books. It's..er..well, I run a book store. Ran. Ran a book store.

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[save_the_souls]

[.....Maybe he's one of those mail order ordained priests. Was that an actual thing? He wasn't sure- he always figured it was a scam]

I see.

Then if not Father, what would you prefer to be called?