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002 // just between you and me, i've got something to say

Who: Aziraphale
Broadcast: Fleet-wide!
Action: SS Caprine, the personnel officer's office!
When: 3/6, evening/night

[Aziraphale has been busy. He has a small room, with a tattered tartan sofa and piles of books in view behind him, overflowing from a small bookcase and shelves on the wall.

He waves. He's getting good at this being on TV stuff!]

Good evening! This is apparently my office!

[He swings the camera around, showing off a matching overstuffed tartan armchair that is absolutely hideous. He camera turns back to him.]

...er. which is to say...I am officially open for business! No, not the books, those are mine. Er...I was going to offer my services as a professional guide, of sorts. You come to me, I listen, and I give advice. My inbox is always open, as is my office. I, er, keep odd hours...

...regardless! Should you ever need someone to lend an ear, do consider that I am here. Thank you, dears.

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[Oh hey, you have a ship now, angel. Good. Crowley's just going to transport himself over (oh look, he's finally actually using his augment for something) with a bottle of wine and two glasses.

He'll just saunter into the office like he owns the place, plonk himself down on a chair and open the wine. Hi friend, hi.]

Isn't that fraternising?

[He was glad to see him, and glad to see wine, but that earned him adjusting his jacket, fussily.]

I don't know what you're talking about, dear.

[Crowley pours the wine, offering a glass up to Aziraphale.]

You're soliciting people to come to you.

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Might I ask your credentials?

Er...I have...I have many years of experience. In. ...counseling. On Earth.

[TOTALLY SCORED THAT ONE.]

Officially? Or are we speaking perhaps of the kind of advice one hears in a pub, hm?

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So...you mean like a therapist?

[Ick]

More of a counselor. O-or as one might go to a priest, for confession.

[That was a decent comparison.]

...Are you actually a priest? [SKEPTICAL...]

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As nice as that offer sounds, I think I'll pass. I'd rather cut my head off than go in and talk to somebody like you.

Er...that's perfectly fine, dear. The offer is still there.

Advice about what?

Life, in general, help for making decisions, that sort of thing.

Who's so stupid they can't make their own decisions?

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So... you're a shrink?

Oh, not precisely. More like, advice and a listening ear. None of the...other business.

But then it makes you sound like you don't actually have a job...

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What a hostile reception... getting this group to listen to any advice will be like herding cats.

[... not that she'll be going to him for advice at this point, either.]

I see that, dear, but I'm a very patient man when I need to be.

I'm sure you are, cutie, but you have your work cut out for you regardless.

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What sort of credentials can you provide to prove that any advice you would give would be good in the first place?

I've been doing, er, guidance, for a number of years, on Earth.

What kind of guidance? You don't sound very confident about it.

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[ Well, he did offer. So when Steph sticks her head in, it's not technically intruding. ]

Nice. I wish I got a room to myself with my augment... What's with all the plaid, though?

[He smiles, leaning over and patting the sofa for her to sit down.]

It's fashionable!

[Keep telling urself that, Az.]

I wanted to make this a space where I could help people who need it. I...I suspect I'll be spending a lot of time in here.

["Good is ever-vigilant", and all that.]

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