002 // just between you and me, i've got something to say

[principality]

Who: Aziraphale
Broadcast: Fleet-wide!
Action: SS Caprine, the personnel officer's office!
When: 3/6, evening/night

[Aziraphale has been busy. He has a small room, with a tattered tartan sofa and piles of books in view behind him, overflowing from a small bookcase and shelves on the wall.

He waves. He's getting good at this being on TV stuff!]

Good evening! This is apparently my office!

[He swings the camera around, showing off a matching overstuffed tartan armchair that is absolutely hideous. He camera turns back to him.]

...er. which is to say...I am officially open for business! No, not the books, those are mine. Er...I was going to offer my services as a professional guide, of sorts. You come to me, I listen, and I give advice. My inbox is always open, as is my office. I, er, keep odd hours...

...regardless! Should you ever need someone to lend an ear, do consider that I am here. Thank you, dears.

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[onlyanapple]

Oh no, not accusing. Flat out saying.

[Crowley makes a face. ]

Awful lot of effort, if you ask me.

[principality]

Well, if you're not going to offer, it's on you, dear.

[He sits back, sipping his wine.]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley sips his wine, before pointing. ]

You're being smug.

Anyway. Important question. What's the last thine you remember, back on Earth?

[principality]

I was cataloging my new books. We had just fed ducks. It was a Sunday.

[He smiles a bit.]

[onlyanapple]

Just around the same time, then. That's a relief.

[principality]

Oh, good. It would be dreadful if there were differences.

[He takes a sip of his wine.]

[onlyanapple]

It has been, before now. It was a right mess. Far too complicated.

[principality]

...what do you mean, before now?

[onlyanapple]

Before I came here, I was living in a magical castle. It's...complicated. You showed up a few times, a lot of the time you were from different points in time. It was weird, and annoying.