Mingle Post for Solace

[reflectedblight]

Who: EVERYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: On Solace
When: Second half of January

[Start your own headers, fix ships, buy stuff, get on those hoverboards, whatever!]

Comments

[save_the_souls]

Not when it incinerates the bread.

[And by now, they start walking into what looks like a huge department store that's much like an Ikea. Space Ikea.]

Yeah, I'm glad! It's so nice to have a cook again!

[alwayscomeback]

It only incinerated the bread a little bit, Allen.

[Space Ikea!!!!! Sokka looks around with barely concealed awe and joy. ]

Wow, look at this place!

[save_the_souls]

You couldn't even tell it was a piece of bread anymore.

[And aw yeah, there's the expression Allen as hoping for]

Yeah, it's massive!

[alwayscomeback]

You could once you tasted it.

[Mostly. Because of course he'd put it in his mouth. ]

I like it. Maybe we can find something really different. Something that just shouts Blue Fish.

[save_the_souls]

Yeah! Like maybe a...uh....blue...fish...thing?

[You tried.]

[alwayscomeback]

Yeah! Sure or...you know. A new table or something. A BLUE table!!!

[You tried so hard. ]

[save_the_souls]

Ah, yeah! That's a better idea!

And maybe some...blue chairs too?

[alwayscomeback]

Okay, really comfortable chairs.

[He starts wandering around, then pauses when she sees something that's apparently a rocking chair -but is clearly made for something not-humanoid in form. ]

Oooooooh, or this thing!!!!

[save_the_souls]

[He follows along. When Sokka points out that chair, he STARES]

What? No. How would you even sit in that?

[alwayscomeback]

[But but Allen!!! LOOK at it!!!! Sokka walks over to it, circling it. ]

Well. You just uh-

[He's going to try and sit in it. The result is a horrible display of limbs and parts of Sokka Allen probably never wanted to be exposed to. All while gently rocking.]

I've almost got it!

[save_the_souls]

[............That is so not his kink.]

No. Get off that...thing, and we'll find another chair.

[alwayscomeback]

[Rock rock. ]

But think how cool it'd look on the bridge!

[He over-rocks and slides off both slowly and ungainly. People are looking.]

[save_the_souls]

[When aren't people looking when Sokka and Allen go anywhere, honestly]

No, we can find something cooler for the bridge, I'm sure.

[He starts looking around himself.]

Oh! [He walks over to this... coffin shaped cabinet ] How about this? I like this and we could use more storage.

[alwayscomeback]

[They always attract a crowd. Sokka manages to pull himself back to his feet by some miracle and wanders over to that thing.]

Uh. Maybe if we were storing dead people.

[save_the_souls]

What? Oh come on! It doesn't look that much like a coffin! No one would think that!

[Yes it does. And yes they would.]

[alwayscomeback]

Allen, it absolutely looks like a coffin. You take the shelves out, you have a coffin.

I mean- I guess you could store it in the lab and freak out the people coming in to donate blood.

[save_the_souls]

Hmmmm....

[he takes a moment to think about it, before shaking his head]

No. Beverly probably wouldn't find it funny. [Something about not wanting to freak out already nervous patients gosh]

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka pulls a face. ]

Ugh yeah. You'd probably be on the business end of a Lecture for tha- OH MY GOD THERE ARE BRAIN HATS!!!

[And he runs off to what are, indeed, brain hats. He puts one on, because of course he does. Of course. He strikes a pose. ]

What do you think?

[save_the_souls]

[He stares for a moment. Then...starts laughing because that's ridiculous]

You look brilliant.

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka grins, patting the 'brain' on the side. ]

You know, I think we should get one of these for every member of the crew. They'd be great at parties.

[save_the_souls]

Wait, you want to get ten of them?

[Just trying to imagine Sokka trying to get Kanda to wear something like that...he'd die. Sokka would actually die]

What sort of party would that be a good hat?

[alwayscomeback]

Yes, Allen, yes I do.

[HE'S GONNA TRY. Say something nice about him at his funeral. ]

ANY party. I find it hard to think of a party where this wouldn't be a good hat.

[save_the_souls]

Ha, I could think of a few parties that it wouldn't...

[Like, almost every party he could think of]

How about....maybe just four or five? For now?

[alwayscomeback]

Only boring ones, and even then they might liven it up.

[BUT ALLEN. ]

That's not enough for the whole crew.

[save_the_souls]

I know, but we'll find a way to share.

Besides, we can't spend all our money on hats. Not when the Blue Fish still needs more furniture.