Felix Gaeta (
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driftfleet2017-01-29 11:30 am
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Who: Felix Gaeta
Broadcast: Video, Fleetwide
Action: Vanquish Cargobay
When: Now!
[When this video starts, Felix is standing over two boxes stacked on top of one another. The top one is open, and he's pulling....books? out of it.]
If anything was going to convince me that these sponsor drops are pointless, it would be this. Our fleet is attacked, and this is what someone thinks to send?
[He glances at a title, frowns, and then holds it up to the camera. Dating Advice from a Manwhore: A Guide to Overcoming Self-Doubt, Relationship Struggles, and Finding Your Authentic Self. After a second, he puts it down, and takes out another one: It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About Dating.]
I'm really not sure what to make of this particular interest in my dating life.
[Or lack thereof, but he doesn't need a man, thanks.]
Anyway. There's more where these came from and I sure as hell don't need them. If anyone's interested, let me know. You can contact me privately too. Just in case, you know, you feel the need for privacy.
[He pulls another book out of the box at the same time that he goes to end the video and...looks vaguely surprised and confused for a second. Just before the video cuts out, there's an image of a different kind of book on the screen.]
Broadcast: Video, Fleetwide
Action: Vanquish Cargobay
When: Now!
[When this video starts, Felix is standing over two boxes stacked on top of one another. The top one is open, and he's pulling....books? out of it.]
If anything was going to convince me that these sponsor drops are pointless, it would be this. Our fleet is attacked, and this is what someone thinks to send?
[He glances at a title, frowns, and then holds it up to the camera. Dating Advice from a Manwhore: A Guide to Overcoming Self-Doubt, Relationship Struggles, and Finding Your Authentic Self. After a second, he puts it down, and takes out another one: It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About Dating.]
I'm really not sure what to make of this particular interest in my dating life.
[Or lack thereof, but he doesn't need a man, thanks.]
Anyway. There's more where these came from and I sure as hell don't need them. If anyone's interested, let me know. You can contact me privately too. Just in case, you know, you feel the need for privacy.
[He pulls another book out of the box at the same time that he goes to end the video and...looks vaguely surprised and confused for a second. Just before the video cuts out, there's an image of a different kind of book on the screen.]

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don't you want to know what that distinguished gentleman has to say
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Hold on a second, I'll give you a teaser.]
[Yes, he's going to type some of it out.]
"Get off of me!" I shrieked, "I'm going to kill him!"
I heard Sylvester say, "No! Don't do it! He's not worth it. You have to let go."
Caught off guard by the revelation, I loosened my grip and Stan pulled me off Joseph but I was still kicking and screaming and practically foaming at the mouth like a rabid little creature.
[A small pause.]
No, I'm not sure that was worth it.
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unless that was part of it?? but uh
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Disappointing.