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Who: Felix Gaeta
Broadcast: Video, Fleetwide
Action: Vanquish Cargobay
When: Now!

[When this video starts, Felix is standing over two boxes stacked on top of one another. The top one is open, and he's pulling....books? out of it.]

If anything was going to convince me that these sponsor drops are pointless, it would be this. Our fleet is attacked, and this is what someone thinks to send?

[He glances at a title, frowns, and then holds it up to the camera. Dating Advice from a Manwhore: A Guide to Overcoming Self-Doubt, Relationship Struggles, and Finding Your Authentic Self. After a second, he puts it down, and takes out another one: It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About Dating.]

I'm really not sure what to make of this particular interest in my dating life.

[Or lack thereof, but he doesn't need a man, thanks.]

Anyway. There's more where these came from and I sure as hell don't need them. If anyone's interested, let me know. You can contact me privately too. Just in case, you know, you feel the need for privacy.

[He pulls another book out of the box at the same time that he goes to end the video and...looks vaguely surprised and confused for a second. Just before the video cuts out, there's an image of a different kind of book on the screen.]

Comments

video

[passingthrough]

[Sorry, you're getting a laugh. She is trying to suppress it. Points for effort?]

Nothing like knowing an audience of your fans wants to see you making out with someone to get you going, right?

[Nothing kills the mood like thinking about people watching. Unless you're into that kind of thing.]

video

[continuousgroaning]

... I think it's nice.

text

[robitussin]

come on the first one sounds like a treasure

don't you want to know what that distinguished gentleman has to say

Action

[sonofgold]

[Alphonse had been stretching to begin his workout when he'd heard Felix discussing his sponsor gift, and he walked over with a grin on his face.]

Does the recipe book at least tell you what to do with food gel?

action

[outstandingbalance]

[Natasha catches the video and decides to come down and have a look for herself. Can't blame a girl for curiosity. Especially considering the quality of these books.]

Subtle, aren't they?

[Don't mind her, picking up and looking at your gifts here.]

[survivalistcookbook]

Sorry, man. I'm afraid the people have spoken.

[Have this smug face, right here, just tickled by Felix's sponsor drop. There's nothing like a drop that actually has some sense of purpose behind it, and this? This has to be one of the best he's seen yet.]

You're saying there's no one here who's caught your eye? Really now?

[video]

[thebarkside]

[ what. she's seen some useless drops before, but he's right: this one probably takes the cake. ]

Are those real books?