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Who: Felix Gaeta
Broadcast: Video, Fleetwide
Action: Vanquish Cargobay
When: Now!

[When this video starts, Felix is standing over two boxes stacked on top of one another. The top one is open, and he's pulling....books? out of it.]

If anything was going to convince me that these sponsor drops are pointless, it would be this. Our fleet is attacked, and this is what someone thinks to send?

[He glances at a title, frowns, and then holds it up to the camera. Dating Advice from a Manwhore: A Guide to Overcoming Self-Doubt, Relationship Struggles, and Finding Your Authentic Self. After a second, he puts it down, and takes out another one: It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About Dating.]

I'm really not sure what to make of this particular interest in my dating life.

[Or lack thereof, but he doesn't need a man, thanks.]

Anyway. There's more where these came from and I sure as hell don't need them. If anyone's interested, let me know. You can contact me privately too. Just in case, you know, you feel the need for privacy.

[He pulls another book out of the box at the same time that he goes to end the video and...looks vaguely surprised and confused for a second. Just before the video cuts out, there's an image of a different kind of book on the screen.]

Comments

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[Good instincts.]

Not sure in situations like this, experience makes you more interesting. At least not to some people.

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[He's smart. Sometimes.]

What kind of people?

[outstandingbalance]

Bored people, I think. Mostly. And people who like seeing people out of their comfort zones.

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I guess more experience does lessen the potential for embarrassment. You've got a point.

[outstandingbalance]

I don't know that it all comes from a desire to see someone humiliated. A lot of it, but not all.

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If you say so.

[Felix doesn't look super convinced. But then again...his views on humanity as a whole are...pessimistic.]